• The four horsemen of technology
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Cordless Belt
Bluetooth hose
Wireless Rope Hydrophobic water
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    • Anyone remember “dehydrated water”
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    • What about the Bluetooth seatbelt
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    • “Water proof bottle”
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    • Autauga 3 aug
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    • Where’s the wireless seatbelt
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    • Wireless rope would be possible with (i imagine) “smart magnets”
      Zomroxy 3 aug
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    • Blinker fluid?
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    • Feature with no funny
      Finn 3 aug
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    • Wireless rope is just a relationship
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    • Where is the wireless seatbelt?
      setoman5 3 aug
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    • Niggas that are allergic to water will succumb to evolutionor death.or at least we fucking hope one of the two
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    • Wireless seatbelt too
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    • It’s 2020 and there’s STILL hydrophobic water? Smh get woke
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    • Hydrophobic water sounds like antimatter
      princam_ 3 aug
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    • What do you dissolve powdered water in guys?
      MemeSir 3 aug
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    • Noose with no rope? Dang
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    • And popcorn shrimp
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    • Aren’t wires metal and rope isn’t made out of metal
      De_gato 5 aug
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    • Did you just call me a homophone? Why would I be afraid of some weak ass water
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    • Brim proof yankee
      chopstew 3 aug
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    • Hydrophobic water has been made, they sprayed water with that hydrophobic spray and after it was setup there was a layer of hydrophobic stuff that wouldn’t let water be poured into the other water
      bigblu42 3 aug
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    • Yankee with no brim
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 3 aug
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    • Me floating dead with my all-new wireless rope
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    • What my you-less server mc(.)igniscraft(.)net
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    • hydrophobic water is just oil
      pp_cucc 3 aug
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    • So fishing wire?
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    • If hydrophobic water was a thing (it may be idk though) do you think putting it in a container would cause the water to constantly move?
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    • What about wireless wire?
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    • First off, you know someone really bought that shit. Second, they're stupidity is helping the economy
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    • Um actually I identify as hydrophobic I find this to post to be insulting. If you could just take it down please and maybe consider not being such a disgusting bigot.
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    • Edible poison
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    • This election is rigged, neither choice is good
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    • You forgot wireless Seatbelt
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    • My dad beat me with the cordless belt
      Fuze_R6S 6 aug
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    • 18v cordless hammer
      derp252 6 aug
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    • Wouldn't hydroponic water just he a bottle filled with oil?
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    • Waterproof water
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    • For some reason I read this to the rythm of foot loose
      Peytop 6 aug
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    • Hydrophobic what?
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    • the wifi seatbelt
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    • Markki 5 aug
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    • Don't forget Diet Water
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    • Well. If and once we gain the ability to be able to create matter by molecularly altering the the basic building blocks of everything and automatically putting it in a specific position, a Bluetooth hose would work.
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    • What about Bluetooth exhaust?
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    • Yankee with no brim
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    • I have a hydrophobic kitchen towel and it is absolutely useless at drying anything
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    • a bluetooth hose is a watergun
      G511377 5 aug
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    • Bluetooth hose would be so dope
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    • Where is wireless seatbelt
      Guruzof 5 aug
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    • I’m an idiot. It will be left at that.
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    • Where's the yankee with no brim?
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    • Ropes are already wireless
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    • Africa is considered technology?
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    • Wireless rope fucking got me lmao
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    • The wireless rope is actually really good tech
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    • Wireless rope is actually genius.
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    • I’m a genuine dumbass for looking at the belt image, believing it was a legitimate product, and trying to figure out how it worked. Fuck me.
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    • bluetooth seatbelt
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    • Bluetooth hose is just a super soaker
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    • Too bad wire and rope are two different things...
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    • I climb with wireless ropes all the time
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    • None of these would work love it
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    • Wireless rope hahaha
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    • I wanna hang myself with the wireless rope
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    • I wanna hang myself on the wireless rope
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    • Who else saw “homophobic water”?
      tommyabc 4 aug
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    • "Can of evaporated water"
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    • Epstein hung himself with the wireless rope
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    • Where’s the fat free gluten-free low sodium diet water? It is 2020
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    • Hydrophobic water is real
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    • You forgot wireless seatbelt
      madixj 4 aug
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    • I lost a few brain cells reading and looking at this picture!
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    • Hydrophobic water is a real thing
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    • Technology all rope is wireless.
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    • Wireless chargers kind of impressed me
      OrfaMan 4 aug
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    • Beltless belt
      KlNG_ 4 aug
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    • Hydrophobic water is just water that isnt wet
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    • The ropeless rope 😳
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    • hear me put for a second, imagine a far FAR future where we can wirelessly transfer matter, when a “blutooth” hose actually exists and people are looking at this meme in a museum
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    • Hydrophobic water is just steam
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    • Battery-powered Trashcan lid....
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    • Oil is hydrophobic water
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    • Gentlemen we ate on the verge of greatness
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    • I’m so retarded that for half a second I thought that Bluetooth hose was a legit and good idea
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    • Ok the other three are whatever but wireless rope? Literally wtf is the point lol?
      dachiboi 4 aug
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    • Homophobic water
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    • Water-Resistant Sponge
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    • That bottle actually wouldn't be a bad idea. Would make it so it's not slick from condensation and you can get every last drop of water
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    • technically all these exist. just saying
      Recycle_ 4 aug
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    • i took off the top of a spray bottle qnd it still sprayed called it wireless water
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    • A wireless rope would just be a rope
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