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    • It was an avengers level threat
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • The thing i hate most is when someone posts something that ranges from reasonable to like a little cool and then people comment like “oh that didn’t happen” or something. Cuz dude it totally could have and youre such a fuckin downer and nobody cares if you don’t believe something you read online
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    • That noon must’ve never drank milk in his life if his arm got broken from an umbrella
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    • So how did the arm break? I guarantee you someone 5 feet tall, presumably woman, couldn’t break a man’s arm with the blunt force of an umbrella alone unless he’s a micro fracture ridden cancer patient on his tenth year of chemo.
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    • I've hit someone with and umbrella before and the umbrella broke. It would be very hard to break someones arm with an umbrella
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    • The FIRST time 🤨
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    • Imagine being a thief with glass bones that got fucked by a frog umbrella
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    • Triassic 6 aug
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    • This is lucky star in case you were wondering
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    • "I broke his arm with an umbrella"
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    • That totally happened. I was the umbrella.
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    • 3 possibilities. 1) that’s one heavy ass frog umbrella. 2) that’s one strong as fuck 5ft tall mufucker 3) the whole story is donkey dick dipped in dog doo doo
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    • I need to visually see this via animation
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    • Korzemba 6 aug
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    • “The first time”😂
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    • Imaging being the robber who had his arm broken by a 5ft person with a frog umbrella
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    • The noon had osteoporosis or what?
      isOKtaco 6 aug
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    • Dude needs calcium if that broke his arm
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    • When your character armor doesnt match the situation
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    • Act. Dont cower. You acted and therefore succeeded regardless of the weapon. Bravery does not require a known deadly object. Make your own, and you will inspire fear amongst your enemies and grant strength to your allies.
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    • “Broke their arm with an umbrella” “5 ft” “much bigger than me” I’m not saying it’s fake, but it’s more likely than not
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    • “The first time”
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    • He must have had absolutely no calcium in his bones if an umbrella broke his arm
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    • Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
      Lenshibo 5 aug
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    • As usual, somebody makes up a story on tumblr to feel cool. This is so fake
      club27 8 aug
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    • Yeah, I doubt that happened.
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    • Imagine getting your arm broken by a real life loli
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    • Who sees an anime bag and thinks "I'mma steal that"
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    • Everybody calling this fake and I think that it’s real just very exaggerated. Like their actually not as short as they say and some of the ridiculous details aren’t real and his arm just got bruised because a frog shape umbrella sounds like a kids umbrella and I’d assumed you’d be using one hand
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    • The sound her umbrella made
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    • You didn't do that. Unless you had monster strength, you did not break his arm with a blunt object force of an umbrella
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    • What was the umbrella made of? Fuckin titanium?
      Fr0gg 5 aug
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    • zxasy 5 aug
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    • “The first time”
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    • I just fucking chugged 48 ounces of water in front of TSA because I didn’t feel like getting out of line and they wouldn’t dump it for me, when I was done some anonymous person in line clapped
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    • And then the president awarded me the Medal of Honor and God came down and kissed my lips to grant me eternal life
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    • noon needs to drink some fucking milk if an umbrella broke his arm.
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    • Holy fucking run on sentence.
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    • How do you break an arm with an umbrella
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    • Then she got a Metal of Honor and Purple Heart at the same time from George Washington
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    • My umbrella can't handle a gust of wind without bending and snapping inside out and your telling me you broke a man's bone with one? No.. I don't think so.
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    • Tumblr pathologically lying again nothing to see here
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    • Wtf, did he have glass bones?
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    • Ah yes and then Obama (the far-right president from 2009-2016) shook your hand
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    • Is no one else gonna mention the fact that she said "First time"?
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    • If you belittle yourself in the lie it seems more believable
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    • First time someone tried to steal my bag they found out the awkward way you can’t slice the strap of an anti theft purse. He just kinda nodded and walked off and I nervously went about my day.
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    • First time... First. Time.
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    • thog don’t care
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    • shes telling the truth. I wad the umbrella
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    • X
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    • ok but she said said first time. so what happened the other time(s)??
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    • Unless you're 5ft but 180 lbs of pure muscle I'm not sure how you break someone's arm with a kid's frog umbrella, especially on accident
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    • "Its my ass kicking outfit bitch!"
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    • The ultimate power move
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    • Someone please, for Chrissake, DRAW THIS
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    • "The First Time" so you are saying there are more?
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    • A lucky star bag? A person of culture.
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    • Y’all believe there’s alien titties in Area 51 but y’all won’t believe someone broke someone’s arm with an umbrella
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    • Squirrel girl took on Thanos one on one and won...
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    • Oh yeah I’m sure you broke someone’s arm with an umbrella!! Haha so quirky
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    • obama was there too
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    • this also did not happen
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    • My mom beat a mugger over the head with a Pepsi bottle I mean he still got our rent money, but she tried!
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    • I thought someone stole their footlong the whole time I was reading this post
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    • I feel like an artist should be drawing this right now
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    • Damn he probably could crack his knuckles for a while
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    • I too would break someone's arm for a $6 sandwich
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    • The first time....
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    • I like how she says “the first time” implying she was robbed again afterwards.
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    • Imagine being a bitch boy who gets his arm broken by a crying midget with a frog umbrella lol
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    • Sure
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    • Someone draw this scene
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    • Why is everyone on a tumblr fat and a liar?
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    • I forgot that taking the train around a city is a form of transportation. I thought she beat a dude up in a sandwich shop.
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    • Badass never feels badass when your doing it
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    • When your stats are shit but you still beat the boss
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    • Why is iFunny featuring very old tumblr posts
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    • I remember getting into an umbrella fight at school and accidentally gave the teacher a bloody nose because I swung back and got her right in the face
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    • it’s true i’m the umbrella
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    • R/ThatHappened
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    • *Steals Lucky Star Bag* Random Citizen: COWABUNGA IT IS
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    • Cool story but imma have to press [X] to doubt
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    • Im gonna have to doubt because the amount of force needed to break a grown mans arm would likely break the umbrella and i doubt a 5ft woman can even hit that hard with a light weapon, if it was a metal bat maybe
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    • I've done something similar. It was crowded on the subway and this dude straight up leaned in and licked my ear groped my ass. Obviously, having lived on the street for half my life so far at the time, I wasn't going to let that slide. So my tiny 5ft. 2in. ass turned around and started pounding on
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    • That sounds like something deadpool would do or just Ryan Reynolds
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    • Imagine getting your ass beat with a frog umbrella.
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