• The first dude to be allergic to peanuts
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    • Imagine if the first couple people to try something are all allergic to it. The whole world would think that it’s poisonous. What if we all think something is poisonous when it isn’t because the first three people to eat it were allergic and died.
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    • Say allergic to peanuts without the t
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    • This does not please the nut
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    • Im legit in a hospital right now for my peanut allergies.
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    • known push
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    • Saw a classmate who was deathly allergic to peanuts eat 3 peanut butter oreos before going into shock. When he came back from the hospital, he told us peanut butter was the best taste in the world.
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    • Peanut allergies were created by the CIA like AIDS
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    • Hey kids come in my van I will give you free nuts
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    • It's only Admiral Ozzel. We'll be fine
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    • Y’all say us having nut allergies makes us weak but we have an immunity to gays
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    • I mean yea
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    • I am allergic to peanuts and I bet that's exactly what it was like
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    • Everyone that's allergic to peanuts their first time eating a peanut too
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    • Well your mom likes my nuts haha
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    • how did a peanut allergy make it into our gene pool in the first place. youd think nature would have weeded them out in caveman days
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    • AYE GUYS THIS FUCKER THINKS HE CAN HAVE AN IFUNNY WATERMARK AND GET AWAY FROM US, GET EM!
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    • You have failed Mr Peanut for the last time
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    • According to natural selection that's just nature telling you it'd probably be best for your species if you die out
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    • Idk about anyone else but when I smell peanuts/peanut butter it smells terrible. Like my body is telling me that it is poison.
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    • "You best not make the same mistake.... captain."
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    • Can’t handle the nut
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    • Imagine if he was the taste tester and then the rest eat it before his reaction starts to kick in
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    • A n t i - N u t
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    • 2nd comment yay
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    • ...............
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    • whether they were pleased by the nut is not a question, as this does please the nut
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    • Not the nut
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    • If your allergic to bad content don’t go to my stream, only god tier gameplay on there, twitch lkingoftheducksl
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    • Get it? Because ass.
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    • Choke on that nut
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    • Yes he stared nervously as his boss mind garoted the guy next to him
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    • Unfortunately I’m allergic to sex... when I try it my pp starts swelling and my breathing gets heavier :/
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    • “Admiral Piett, do not fail me” “ A PROMO- a promotion😁😁”
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    • How the fuck can you be allergic to a cartoon
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    • He doesn’t even looked phased tho
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    • More like allergic to the dark side! Failure is a weakness! The dark side is not nit weak! Especially to peanut allergies!
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    • Admiral piett bitch
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    • This happened a long time ago
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    • They are weak because they are prey to a legume
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    • “If a peanut kjlls you, maybe you shouldn’t be here”
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    • Damn
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    • Well yea, you just didnt get the chance to live with shit like that but it would also be rare for you to encounter something with peanuts in it unless it was local to your region or you were not poor. Most people are poor from birth to death especially the further back in time you go.
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    • Imagine if before peanut allergies were common knowledge and people would argue on whether or not they were poisonous to eat
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    • I love pietts face in this. Lmao.
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    • You ever think people have all these allergies now because we're getting weaker as a species
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    • ha loser allergic to penis
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    • It could just fire automatically when you’re on target.
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    • You like peanus
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    • Peanuts be like
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    • “Ooga booga John died to a peanut oogabooga”
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    • Imagine the first dude with a peanut allergy that went to Texas Roadhouse
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    • Admiral Ozzel being strangled through the force for incompetence by Lord Vader shortly before Admiral Piett takes control of Lord Vader’s flagship
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    • This implies that the air is filled with peanuts
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    • Imagine the first person to be allergic to something labeled it poisonous for everyone
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    • Ayyyy empire strikes back is playing in my local theaters rn and I’m seeing it tonight 😏
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    • Somebody, jam to this song with me.
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    • Just think, the first guy to be allergic to peanuts got a girl to eat his nut before he ever ate peanuts.
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    • Vader won’t suffer fools or weak immune systems.
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    • This is the biggest eye opener about the true power of the force
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    • Nigga said I can't breathe
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    • Imagine having an immune system that freaks out over something as harmless as peanuts?
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    • Is this a Japanese meme? Why is it reading from right to left??
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    • Lmfao just use an EpiPen
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    • Maybe, unfortunately he must have bred and spread his weaker genes around. As most people with allergies did.
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    • I like to imagine that the first person who was allergic to peanuts started choking and getting sick, and everyone around that person was thinking they were full of shit at first.
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    • LoL how many died before they realized though?
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    • If I don't eat peanut butter for a while and then go back to it, my mouth and throat get tingly and go numb. I have to power through to get my immunity back. No nut's going to make me their bitch though. 🧐
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    • Why is it backwards
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    • Wish he coulda died and not procreated. We coulda avoided nut allergies.
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    • Lmao must suck to have a but being your apex predator
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    • Peanut allergies aren't real
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    • Vaccine Injuries are tight
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    • Piett you fool
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    • I'm allergic. They make me a lil short of breath and nauseous. I still eat a snickers sometimes. Fuck tha police.
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    • Anyone else notice the watermark?
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    • You have failed me for the last time, admiral.
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    • Hey now, I’m allergic to peanuts and this was kinda funny
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    • Ifunny watermark bottom right
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    • As a kid I used to eat pb&j’s all the time but one day I took a bite then I bloated up like a god dam Macy thanksgiving float. Life’s a bitch I can’t eat any nuts and man Somoas sound so good rn
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    • Dude like fr imagine in the early days where allergies werent a thing that was known and people just randomly died cuz they ate a nut
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    • You arent actually allergic to peanuts but to the mold contain within and on them. 99% of the times
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    • imagine dying from a food
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    • Lol some people have never eaten a recees peanut butter cup. Thats insane.
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    • Guys I'm hurting. I think my gf broke up with me. She hasn't text me in almost 4 weeks now and I feel like I did something wrong. I lost my older brother and I just feel really broken right now to the point where I don't wanna live anymore
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    • People who have nut allergies are the runt of the pack. Your natural predator is a Reese’s peanut butter cup
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    • If you have to feel the force around something to move it. How do they force choke someone without being there? So they feel through the camera? If so I bet pizza commercials suck for them
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    • Thank you lord Vader 😂
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