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    • Some Nerd: "Ra can't die cuz peepee and Osiris already poopoo" Kratos: " Haha egyptian neck go snappp"
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    • Egyptian gods were a lot more raw than Greeks though, and while he did kick Norse ass he didn't kick THE Norse ass, we have yet to see how he'd fare against Odin and the likes
      phobicc_ 6 jul
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    • Kratos is going to be beaten to death by a transgender god with a golf club
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    • Ra can't die, Osiris is already dead, Thoth would probably see him well ahead of time, Nut is the literal sky (likewise for Geb but with the earth), Sekhmet is near indestructible, Horus would be deathless (like Ra), Hesat, Hathor, and many family protecting deities would side with Kratos.
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    • Kratos is a pretty chill guy, just don’t fuck with him.
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    • "Kratos is a chill guy" Yall just ignoring the entire plot of God of War 2 where the whole plot occured BECAUSE Kratos wasn't being a Chill guy
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    • Unless he gets the boot in the next game like Joel.
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    • Kratos is gonna die in the next game as cool as it would be to see it won’t happen
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    • I’m glad they chose Norse but Egypt would have been fucking sick dude
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    • Maybe theyll be smart enough to leave him the fuck alone. The norse wouldnt have gotten fucked if Thor and Baldr werent bitches
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    • They are gonna be more than fucked
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    • I want to see Kratos CLAP the ever lasting shit out of Hel's cheeks
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    • Kratos vs the three Egyptian god cards
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    • Kratos when hes mad
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    • Sadly he might be dead by then and the new protagonist will be Atreus/Loki next. I’m kinda hyped for the feels it’s gonna throw at me and to play as freaking Loki
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    • Egyptian and Norse gods are the only gods in the mainstream that like actually die
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    • brony 6 jul
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    • Kratos has a blessing that allows him to k!ll the immortal/Godly so
      Ceru 6 jul
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    • I could actually see Kratos teaming up with Horus to defeat Set
      Nile 6 jul
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    • He has no quarrel with them...yet
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    • Sorry but Egyptian gods are OP af so is kratos but they were some of the first gods
      TheTire 6 jul
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    • I mean kratos doesnt wanna kick everyone's ass anymore
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    • Stop spoiling what happens in August
      Cornbred 6 jul
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    • Kratos gonna die fighting the aztec gods not because they are powerful but he’s going to have a massive stroke trying to read their names
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    • B O Y
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    • Not without reading the ancient Egyptian summoning texts on the Winged Dragon of Ra.
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    • If Kratos dies then we riot.
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    • He or his son will be there when the Norse pantheon is dead
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    • If they leave him alone they’re fine
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    • This needs to be a game.
      Nabbit 7 jul
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    • It probably doesn't fit with the game style but I would like to see one horror based as he fights cthulhu and the other old ones along with the outer gods genuinely dont know who'd win cause of the lore from both but it would be interesting imo
      tjrex99 6 jul
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    • my iceman is god,kratos would be turn to space dust because my iceman can't die,he is like majin buu he can revive himself and stuff and like saiyans he has his own transformations and such
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    • Fun Fact: Kratos from the original game was black, until he kiIIed his family and the ashes were down to his skin
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    • *get
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    • They deserved it
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    • Kratos is the best
      Hoagie 6 jul
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    • Dude Kratos vs Baldur final fight on give me god of war made me rage quite a bit
      Davril 6 jul
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    • I’d play that God Of War game....
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    • Yes
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    • Anubis: I’m a furry. I’m LITERALLY gonna be fucked
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    • iNigga
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    • Dinos looking at the sky 65mya:(
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    • I wanna see the look on Ra’s Face
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    • God of War is overrated
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    • I kinda want the GOW series to end after the Norse series tbh
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    • God of War is lame. Tell me you can play the latest one for more than 30 minutes rn..
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    • You lost the game
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    • Well he’s not done with the Germanic gods yet (like if you think they should remaster all god of wars on PS5)
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    • BOI
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    • Guys no, the Pharaoh would challenge Kratos to a children’s card game and use Exodia the Unstoppable to obliterate his ass.
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    • Didn't Greeks also meet the Egyptians at one point in history
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    • idk man egypt’s pantheon is pretty fuckin wild
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    • Are they already making another one so soon? Didn’t gow 2 just come out on ps4
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    • Hey there kratos I'm the god of baked potatoes! AH MY SPINE!
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    • Do you guys think the next game will be more about Atreus/Loki?
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    • I can feel them coming but I don’t know where...
      RoyalArt 9 jul
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    • it’s hard here man
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    • “When Trump gets re-elected”
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    • Here’s the template without text
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    • Anyone else hyped to beat the shit out of Thor?
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    • I want to see him try to fight Jesus🤣
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    • Duh just summon obelisk
      wtf2838 8 jul
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    • Who doesn't want to see Kratos fight Christian God? Not for Atheist catharsis, not for ironic commentary, just for the pure spectacle of Kratos facing down a space, time, and matter manipulating omniscient omnipresence. That's some DC New Gods and Crisis on Infinite Earths shit.
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    • I mean kratos has been chill with the Norse gods aside from that one prick
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    • There going through every religion last being Christianity I think
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    • This needs to happen now!
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    • Was there a release trailer?
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    • Kratos gonna weave the world when he claps Neiths cheeks
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    • Another one is: When you’re fighting Genos and it seems like you’re about to win. Then you see some bald guy in yellow pajamas.
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    • Kratos with a Kopesh??
      mattyk7 8 jul
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    • They should be a new yugoph series where they are going through the lore of all the cards and fighting the monsters for real
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    • More like bayek
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    • Cringe
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    • Just don't k!ll my boy Ra
      C01N 8 jul
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    • Honestly I hope they just keep throwing kratos into different mythologys after he murders every god available
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    • If Krato white man cumed to Egypt you would be able to masterbate at work
      Gelaham 8 jul
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    • Why did I hear the we are farmers commercial when I read we are fucked
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    • Titans, God's, Champions are all just titles to Kratos if you mess with him or his family
      Nxs1203 8 jul
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    • And its way older
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    • Egypt mythology and Kratos just doesn't mix
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    • Okay from the bit I know about there gods are chill
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    • I don’t really like Kratos.
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    • The egyptian gods were all klled by yahweh
      Veles 8 jul
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    • "But osiris can't die" do you honestly think the god of war developer's give a single shit about portraying mythology correctly? You all played the original GoW games right?
      RedRyot 7 jul
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    • Next game Atreus will be gay and kratos will get k1lled in the first 4 hrs.
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    • Kratis fighting Sobet would be sick as shit
      Burnie 7 jul
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    • God of War meme? This is new, i apprive
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    • Doom guy landing in hell
      _Trico_ 7 jul
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    • Slifer, Obelisk, and Ra. Would beat kratos ass
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    • Ya'll are severely underestimating kratos
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    • Anubis may be the God of the Dead, but that does not make him immune to death itself
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    • I'm scared kratos will die protecting his son in the next game. Although I'm down to fuck up Egypt as a shapeshifting Loki with Spartan rage
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    • Th Egyptian gods are boring though.
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    • Who’s Kratos?
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