The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
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The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan 2021
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
thecumlord thecumlord
22 jan 2021
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
kayla O
@baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my
cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
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24 sep 2020
kayla O @baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed PM - - Twitter for iPhone 72.5K 2,237
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod?
ANSON,
not being addicted to nicotine
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod? ANSON, not being addicted to nicotine
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks.
Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
LogicalChicken LogicalChicken
22 sep 2020
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks. Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself!
My toddler:
I'm peaco
me
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself! My toddler: I'm peaco me
john
@sexhaver4200
just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
confusing confusing
26 sep 2020
john @sexhaver4200 just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
TikTok Why is Dwayne Johnson called the Rock ?
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
22 sep 2020
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)