The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
anal_cream_uppercut anal_cream_uppercut
27 sep 2020
rf TikTok Playing rough with your dogs in slow-mo ends with hilarious results
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
Invincible Creators: Guess what? Season 2 and 3 are confirmed!
Fans: Oh cool, when's it coming out?
Invincible Creators:
Invincible Creators: Guess what? Season 2 and 3 are confirmed! Fans: Oh cool, when's it coming out? Invincible Creators:
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
AnnaKushina AnnaKushina
25 sep 2020
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
We love them now,
But they were the ones who saw us grow
Cheechy Cheechy
26 sep 2020
We love them now, But they were the ones who saw us grow
Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle
GataLoca GataLoca
13 may
Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle
When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
Me: (high making jello)
Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours.
Me: @Kioniafool
if
wtf_no wtf_no
27 oct 2020
Me: (high making jello) Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours. Me: @Kioniafool if
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly
Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
25 sep 2020
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
ALL OF AMERICA WHEN A FLY LANDED ON MIKE
PENCE'S HAIR.
osssaj
8 oct 2020
ALL OF AMERICA WHEN A FLY LANDED ON MIKE PENCE'S HAIR.
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
David J Harris Jr.
Just now
He has been cleared of all charges! God is good!
Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
5 oct 2020
David J Harris Jr. Just now He has been cleared of all charges! God is good! Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges