• The Dragon's Blood Tree is known to bleed red
liquid when it is cut
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    • The vegans are quiet
      RedLotus 2 jul
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    • Shiiit Vegans gotta live in mud huts now
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    • Vegans be eating air now
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    • Much like regular humans
      indecar 3 jul
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    • THE PACT HAS BEEN BROKEN! THE ANCIENTS WILL COME TO CLAIM WHAT IS THEIRS.
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    • So who in their right mind, after cutting a tree and seeing "blood" ooze out thinks "ya know what, imma do it again"
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    • Whoever cut this tree for the first time was probably not ok for a bit
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    • I want to lick it is it deadly
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    • Trees are alive, plants are alive. They all have a nervous system. That flower that you picked, was crying in pain.
      overr156 3 jul
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    • I use dragons blood a lot, smells great when mixed with sage
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    • Imagine your given the job to clear a section of the forest and the trees start f*cking bleeding!
      hair768 3 jul
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    • It's used as an antibiotic too RUB BLOOD ON THE BLOOD
      Ryuuken 3 jul
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    • Cries in vegan
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    • Metal as fuck
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    • Everybody gangsta till the trees start bleeding
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    • The One who made the tree, died on a tree to set you free
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    • Metal af
      Urbanxx 3 jul
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    • I am The lorax I speak for the trees ahhhhh
      Iigma 6 jul
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    • What’s cool is that there is a Yemeni tale about the dragon blood tree where there were two brother long time ago who hated each other so much that one day they decided to duel it out under the dragon tree each using curved battle daggers, the two brothers ended up k|lling each other and...
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    • If you collect a cup of dragon's blood tree blood, and feed it to a lizard, it grows wings
      NoImGenX 4 jul
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    • Hows this funny?
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    • The lorax: *Fucking pissed*
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    • The first dude who chopped downed a dragon's blood tree for the first time was probably like
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    • Nah bro you just cut down the tree The Lorax was living in
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    • Then don't cut it. Almost like you want the dragons to run out of trees.
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    • Can u drink it
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    • As an arborist this is cool AF. Box elder trees also have red center but dont ooze sap like this. Mostly just pink sawdust.
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    • Imagine how awesome the syrup would look.
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    • Imagine the first dude to cut a tree like that, he prob thought he kiIIed another human that got cursed by some witch
      Lamowski 3 jul
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    • Oh that happens to people too, actually
      HongDong 5 jul
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    • Then stop cutting it 😂
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    • Alright so I know this post isn't funny or unique and has been featured several times but I just wanted to say a happy early 4th of July and fuck you to those people that pop fire crackers 6 hours too early.
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    • That tree is an endangered species
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    • Can’t wait for the liberals to hear about this
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    • That's fucking metal as fuck, dude.
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    • This violating trees rights.
      Sagic 3 jul
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    • the trees that are gonna grow from those human burial pods
      Kasagure 3 jul
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    • Imagine just casually cutting a tree and thinking nothing of it and then it bleeds
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    • When a trees been possessed by satan
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    • And yet people cut them anyways.
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    • I broke open a turtle today. They bleed red, just like we do
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    • You’re a sap
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    • rip and tear
      grouchy 4 jul
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    • That's no tree
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    • The Dragons Blood Tree of Socrate
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    • Screaming intensifies
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    • Imagine cutting eyes into a forest of them then drugging a kid so when they wake up they’re surrounded by trees with bleeding eyes... or tree periods either one is scary
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    • Where is this tree at
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    • Fuck you mean "liquid" like we don't know what comes out of trees?
      dogbag57 3 jul
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    • Pau brazil?
      Moferret 5 jul
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    • It's just water and a type of syrup
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    • Fact check?
      teddyt13 5 jul
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    • Imagine being the poor bastard to cut this tree down for the first time
      Oszcan 4 jul
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    • Great for antibiotics and multitudes of nature rituals and even makes for a good incense
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    • I messed with one of these trees without knowing what it was as a kid and never touched another tree for like a year and a half cause I was scared of them
      SkyG0D 4 jul
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    • Yall remember that bleed tree mission in Witcher 3 Blood and Wine?
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    • Just sap
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    • vegans trying to cut down a tree for food “why is the tree bleeding”
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    • I do the same thing
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    • And so do we but we don't get this much attention
      Gabekyu 3 jul
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    • Maybe don’t cut it then? 🙃
      DjReinbo 3 jul
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    • Drink it and you'll become immortal
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    • There seems to be a lack of Metalpocalypse picture comments
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    • i am tree
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    • Her : If trees screamed would you still cut them down? Him: well , if they just screamed all the time for no reason then yes absolutely
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    • Can someone explain this picture because I believe it’s is more of a animal/ plant hybrid.
      _jai_ 3 jul
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    • Take that vegans.
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    • Uh oh is that PETA I hear?
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    • I call bull?
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    • I have red liquid wen I’m cut too!!! Oh shit imma dragon tree!!!
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    • That’s cool. How did it get it’s name?
      Slyguy72 4 jul
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    • Bitch who cut Treebeard
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    • Imagine Do you have a friend you’re coming down the street except you don’t know that believes in a soon as you start cutting it your friends screams to make you think that you I think that you cut him
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    • Tis but a fleshwound!
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    • Sap. That's called sap.
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    • Why is it called dragon blood? Why not just bleeding tree ?
      J1N1 3 jul
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      No_Sauce_ 3 jul
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    • thats scary tbh
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    • Treebeard
      Oshawatt 3 jul
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    • Mm don’t like that
      NovaP87 3 jul
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    • Imagine seeing this back before science
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    • Vegans are scared now
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    • Vegans
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    • I don’t think you hats a tree
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    • It’s due to oxidation or something along with iron
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    • I guess most of the inhabitants of this world truly IS blind. You all are murderers and I hope the universe really reaches out and wipes all you pathetic and internally desented fux out of existence. How much blood do you need to spill??? How many fauna were inhabiting that tree??? Shit for brains.
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    • Much like the 18 dead children in my closet
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    • Well no shit it bleeds it’s a living thing dumb fucks
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    • Tree juice is delicious
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    • If u cut down trees your moms a whore
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    • Forbidden steak
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    • Who names these shits? Who named earth "earth", how tf was water named water?
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    • Good grief
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    • This one hell of an acid trip if the trees are bleeding
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    • What do the vegans think of this
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    • Nice try. That shit a crime scene
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