The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
lavs days til iron man #1
@ironvell
thortony humor
90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS
--IN WHICH /ROW MAN
DOTH SEEM TO HAVE
FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK--
YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
25 sep 2020
lavs days til iron man #1 @ironvell thortony humor 90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS --IN WHICH /ROW MAN DOTH SEEM TO HAVE FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK-- YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
Women when they have to face consequences for their actions but
"but I'm a pretty girl isn't going to cut it anymore
Women when they have to face consequences for their actions but "but I'm a pretty girl isn't going to cut it anymore
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!!
me immediately:
MichealRose MichealRose
3 aug 2020
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!! me immediately:
My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
Let me get this .sttaight, You think this .
ind of coo good?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
27 sep 2020
Let me get this .sttaight, You think this . ind of coo good? I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Cz
sugondeeze sugondeeze
13 oct 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died Cz
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
xans xans
13 oct 2020
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress