The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
sh
Do
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
Canine paralysis The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence Of; dog in hisor her lap sh Do
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
UnderUrBed UnderUrBed
4d
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2
THIS WOULD BREAK
BOK OFFICE
snoopyWrldwtf_90s snoopyWrldwtf_90s
20 oct 2020
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2 THIS WOULD BREAK BOK OFFICE
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Scarletbee Scarletbee
18 may
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
What are you guys having for dinner? - What are you guys having for dinner?
TheYoungCudi TheYoungCudi
28 sep 2020
What are you guys having for dinner? - What are you guys having for dinner?
Every guys first crush
wescar wescar
3 jun
Every guys first crush
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me
SS
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me SS
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub
"The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First
Black samurai ~ Odada
TheSadWhiteCrayon
24 sep 2020
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub "The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First Black samurai ~ Odada
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant:
don't even know anymore
ME1K ME1K
27 jan 2021
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant: don't even know anymore
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.