'The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed... every morning I would run into the
kitchen screaming "WE'RE LOSING THEMI!! BEEP BEEP
"DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNITI! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CO'S OF
CREAM CHEESE, STATI!"
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 AM
If we don't restart his heart, he's toast!
"Daddy's in a butter place now, kids."