The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
ROBERT IMPLORE YOU
-THE PATH BEFORE US APPEARS TO DECLINE SHARPLY IN ALTITUDE
Daryl Daryl
12 jan 2021
ROBERT IMPLORE YOU -THE PATH BEFORE US APPEARS TO DECLINE SHARPLY IN ALTITUDE
FBI breathing technique, 99th form
safety_is_3rd safety_is_3rd
24 sep 2020
FBI breathing technique, 99th form
my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
When you're playing Wii Sports tennis with your older brother and he makes the ball
smoke off the serve
Tell me how!
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
4 nov 2020
When you're playing Wii Sports tennis with your older brother and he makes the ball smoke off the serve Tell me how!
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
An_Aggressive_Racnoon An_Aggressive_Racnoon
19 oct 2020
Weapons of Mass Distraction
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
merrygoat
4 days ago love
democracy 26%
bottom text 74%
126K votes
1@ 028
love bottom text
Jimmy_McGill Jimmy_McGill
28 sep 2020
merrygoat 4 days ago love democracy 26% bottom text 74% 126K votes 1@ 028 love bottom text
My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
This is my son's friend Jarod.
Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for
Jared's progress.
We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Frighten
24 sep 2020
This is my son's friend Jarod. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for Jared's progress. We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
Rr
Ft>
aA
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!