THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
ItsOcala ItsOcala
20 apr
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
thicc_tydriansama thicc_tydriansama
15 dec 2020
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
Paul Rudd has 2 stars
One for him and one for Ant Man...
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 dec 2020
Paul Rudd has 2 stars One for him and one for Ant Man...
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
_Tucker__ _Tucker__
21 nov 2020
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
HighlandBanjo HighlandBanjo
24 sep 2020
ON' HAT LIKE LooK' cone! AN
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Puppernoon Puppernoon
24 sep 2020
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
My dog when I call his name when he has no collar on
Memory go Blank, Blank
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when I call his name when he has no collar on Memory go Blank, Blank
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS ROOM
CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT GAVE YOU
windingBeatsaber windingBeatsaber
20 apr
STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS ROOM CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT GAVE YOU
When you find out he's not your son
When you find out he's not your son
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud.
Everyone else in the helicopter:
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
5 feb
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud. Everyone else in the helicopter:
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
23 sep 2020
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The
Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed
"I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
IDimagine IDimagine
2 nov 2020
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed "I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
Charlie Moore
@socalledcharlie
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
GeneralGrievousReacts GeneralGrievousReacts
24 sep 2020
Charlie Moore @socalledcharlie Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?