The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....
Lieutenant Les Burney
Sun Prairie Fire
PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
AnimeandNightcore AnimeandNightcore
5 nov 2020
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh..... Lieutenant Les Burney Sun Prairie Fire PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
danny258 danny258
24 sep 2020
Hiccup "I train dragons"
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
iKateHikes iKateHikes
14 jun
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video
mematic & Tenor
Meth Meth
5 feb
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video mematic & Tenor
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
AriesL AriesL
27 jan 2021
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A
. =
i_not_funnywhyy i_not_funnywhyy
9 sep 2020
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A . =
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci
Monica
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci Monica
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
history_memelord history_memelord
29 dec 2020
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
Thinking_Of_Name Thinking_Of_Name
23 sep 2020
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
24 sep 2020
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
YourLocalLampShade YourLocalLampShade
28 jan 2021
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
He was like you damn right