• The Correct Way to Spell Potato
If GH can stand for P as in hiccough,
If OUGH can stand for O as in dough,
If PHTH can stand for
If EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor,
If TTE can stand for T as in gazette,
If EAU can stand for O as in plateau,
Then the correct way to spell potato would be
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
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    • This is just fucking Welsh.
      THXERXONZ 14 jan
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    • If you used a P instead of the bullshit at the beginning, it would almost make sense
      _Yen 14 jan
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    • Be careful kids this is how French was mafe
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    • Gh doesn’t make a p sound in cough it sounds like ph which it like f so congrats dumbass you made fotato
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    • Hiccup is not spelled fucking hiccough. What the shit.
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    • Its hiccup tf you mean nigga
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    • peter1343 14 jan
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    • tf is a hiccough
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    • I'm sorry but who the living fuck spells hiccup as hiccough
      OsiriaCH 16 jan
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    • Hiccough has been spelled hiccup in every English speaking nation since the 1700s.
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    • Who spells hiccup that way
      Jort 14 jan
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    • Am I the only one that spells it as Hiccough?
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    • Who's yalls favorite character from how to train your dragon? Mines hiccough
      x_mex 14 jan
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    • What the fuck is hiccough
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    • Nigga said hiccough lmao
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    • The correct way to spell potato is potato nigga
      ashay 15 jan
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    • Fish > Ghoti
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    • Absolutely never seen gh used as P. Never seen phth as T either. The rest are from French or something
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    • This is how the French language came to be
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    • Or maybe you can call it a geo organic pabulum. "From the ground, organic edible."
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    • Wait neighbour is pronounced "nabour"????? Genuinely wondering bc i'm not english
      tvie98 14 jan
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    • How else would u spell ghoughphtheightteeau?wtf
      mhwvt24 15 jan
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    • It doesn’t “stand for”, you’re just a retard
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    • Hiccough is actually derived from he coughed. Over the years, it changed into one word where you still pronounced the cough hiccough as you would normally, but then it eventually became a p sound and this entire paragraph was bullshit. I don’t know shit about hiccough’s upbringing and I don’t care.
      Tmo101 15 jan
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    • Georgian is a beautiful language
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    • Hiccup
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    • Germans such a beautiful language <3
      kjzombie 14 jan
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    • Ghoti spells fish
      NovaKy 16 jan
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    • That’s not how you spell hiccup. Jesus Christ
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    • Wait when did we start using hiccough?
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    • A hicough is pronounced like cough is... they were associated with coughing... whereas in the 1720s hiccups were thought to be caused by elves... but the correct spelling is hiccup.
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    • I present to you the English language
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    • Let me stop u right there
      pourfavor 15 jan
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    • this is all wrong
      iaXai 14 jan
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    • That's not how that works.
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    • What kind of English pronounced any of those in that way? Naber? Hiccough? What’s wrong with you?
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    • 🥕🐡Ough
      HummerH3 17 jan
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    • Hou-tay-toe
      LargeMac 15 jan
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    • Presenting... French
      BigDong69 14 jan
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    • Welcome to welsh
      BatShit 14 jan
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    • Ok
      ratatatta 18 jan
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    • This girl sat next to me for a meeting at my college and my dumbass didn’t say anything to her...ohhhh what could have been
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    • There's a demon in my room guys save me
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    • Aughh
      SergeyT 15 jan
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    • English I hate you
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    • How else do u spell it ?
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    • Ladies and gentlemen I give you welsh
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    • Icelandic.
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    • YOU MUST NOT SPEAK ITS' TRUE NAME
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    • Shut the fuck up
      VspTylore 14 jan
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    • Half of that is just french
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    • That's just french
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    • PorkSword 14 jan
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    • this is what Chinese sounds like
      TheSticc 14 jan
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    • Yes
      Blyeah 14 jan
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    • They're our know rules
      AnarcoGay 14 jan
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    • stfu
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    • Phexal 14 jan
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    • Ok frenchy
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    • Ghoti is fish
      Tsutarius 14 jan
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    • PATATOE
      Caboosee 14 jan
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    • If you spell hiccup as hiccough you’re brain dead
      Cheemns 15 jan
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    • Hiccough?
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    • SIuts 14 jan
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    • What the fuck is a hiccough
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    • There's definitely a speech therapist somewhere that just went into cardiac arrest
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    • Actually, there are many subtle or not-so-subtle cues put into those words that dictates this as impossible.
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    • What the fuck is a hiccough
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    • The ability to be intelligent does to allow you to speak
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    • Not a single normal human spells fucking hiccup like that.
      Mobi 18 jan
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    • Gh doesnt make a p sound at the beginning of words, so "Ghost" would be "Foast"
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    • English is stupid
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    • Ghoti
      Rocktalon 18 jan
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    • Gettt theee fuqq outta hee
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    • I thought it was Pohtaytoe
      Bloon_Boi 18 jan
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    • Jesus, nonstop radios in...where's the perp, boys, I'll take care of-...dear God. I'm gonna need backup for this one.
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    • Can you spell it how it sounds.?
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    • Hiccup, not hiccough. This ain’t Old English.
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    • That's just Welsh
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    • That is foul.
      Proxius3 17 jan
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    • Imagine a language based off this kind of writing.
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    • Dan Quale was right!
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    • Who the fuck hiccoughs? Cough or hiccup, make up your mind you self entitled snowflake
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    • If creed spelt potato
      Coserot 17 jan
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    • Is it weird that I can still read that
      MacLevin 17 jan
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    • Prob was made by a foreigner that’s butthurt at our language when he first had to learn it
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    • This makes me unreasonably angry
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    • GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
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    • Or you can just spell it as Potato but sure ig
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    • Who the fuck spells hiccup like that? I’m assuming it’s hiccup?
      amr12 17 jan
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    • JagSwag97 17 jan
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    • Just shows how stupid English is
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    • r/ihadastroke
      josie_99 17 jan
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    • I’ve seen this but with “fish” like “ghoti” (gh- f like cough, o- I like women, ti- sh like dictionary)
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    • I'm sorry but it would be POE TAY TOE
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    • And now it’s French
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    • No idaho jokes here?
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    • Hiccup... what
      KingThren 17 jan
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    • POUGHPHTHEIGHTEAU more sense.
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