The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633) SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
So long, Partner:
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck So long, Partner:
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre?
Me:
Good music is
Ne
GOod music>-
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
16 mar
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre? Me: Good music is Ne GOod music>-
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go?
Me:
WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
NaheemGaming NaheemGaming
2 jun
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
MrYulk
19 oct 2020
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!