The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf
Bitch you mean a feather?
LaMadrina LaMadrina
23 sep 2020
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf Bitch you mean a feather?
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
Ge cONDOMS
WENAININ ,
YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
jackfriggnnoon jackfriggnnoon
27 jun
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one
THE
BRAN
My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
__Toxicity__ __Toxicity__
26 dec 2020
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one THE BRAN My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
"I'll give you this much to pretend it's
Wednesday"
"I'll give you this much to pretend it's Wednesday"
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family
give shit
SparklingWiggles SparklingWiggles
10 mar
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family give shit
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
MrEcchiKing MrEcchiKing
24 nov 2020
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts
Charizard: Can breathe fire
Squirtle:
CuteSylveon CuteSylveon
15 mar
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts Charizard: Can breathe fire Squirtle:
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar