The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang:
Almost lost my cool there.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang: Almost lost my cool there.
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up
Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Marx Marx
25 sep 2020
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages