The British when the signs says MPH
instead of crumpets per stabbing:
[ge
The British when the signs says MPH instead of crumpets per stabbing: [ge
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
officially_Angry_Jesus officially_Angry_Jesus
23 sep 2020
VM NOT MAD THAT MY SON IS FAT
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan 2021
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
HOW MUCH FAR THE TORTURE BEVISES
"SIR, THATS BAWEBDING RINGS
HOW MUCH FAR THE TORTURE BEVISES "SIR, THATS BAWEBDING RINGS
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Raxus_Prime Raxus_Prime
26 dec 2020
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
(2004)
TheRealOne02 TheRealOne02
18 may
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!