• The best way to solve Covid is to turn
it into some sort of game where the
state with the lowest cases each week
gets a pizza party or some shit. This
unfortunately would work really well.
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    • What if you had to follow the restrictions and wear a mask to be eligible for another stimulus package? That might get people to act right lol
      I_am_Meh 3 jul
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    • States with lowest % of cases shoud get tax breaks bc then even the richer people would join in
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    • West virginia and wyoming would win every week
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    • Yes. A party. For a contagious virus.
      hotvenom 4 jul
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    • Or how about we use are brains and understand that in the US cases are spiking but deaths are dropping. However, deaths due to crime and “protests” have dramatically increased.
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    • Bruhhh it's all Carol Baskins fault, she started this pandemic to distract people while she took over Joes zoo!
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    • I'm confused on the news isnt blaming the protest on the rise of cornavirus cases. But 4th of July will cause a huge spike?
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    • Can we execute the people who still think that 5G towers are the cause?
      Nudables 4 jul
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    • "stop testing so I don't look as bad"
      Cacaonut 4 jul
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    • Daddy government please give me a pizza party for being good, I promise to follow all the rules.
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    • It’s not about stopping the disease. It’s about keeping the hospitals at a reasonable level of patients.
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    • Yea because incentive works
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    • Yeah, until Rhodes Island ruins it for everyone else with their lower population or Alaska with their lower population density.
      OrcaC4 4 jul
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    • BAD IDEA! More tests = more cases, therefore stop ALL tests. Better to measure by something like highest: ( Tests_done / Confirmed_Cases )
      Sensino 4 jul
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    • Or all the residents of the state with the lowest number of cases could receive a stimulus check
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    • A covid pizza party. Great
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    • Do you honestly think that it’s people’s fault for getting other people sick? Like. Can we stop calling people klllers. Masks weren’t supposed to keep you from getting sick, we weren’t waiting for the virus to end, we expected a second wave. We have more cases because we have more tests. Sorry.
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    • Or maybe just listen to regulations and stay away from people?
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    • Or heres an idea, all states win the prize of being able to open back up so their poorer residents dont starve
      TNTNuke 4 jul
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    • Almost like an increase in testing leads to more cases. Which then helps your body’s immune system anyways when you survive with the 99% survival rate. Also cases of death continue to drop.
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    • I don’t get why god doesn’t reload the last save point
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    • Herd immunity is best way
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    • How about we don’t argue about it on ifunny of all places lmao
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    • Oh but you’d know that there’s still be like five kids- I mean states, that would be like “I’m not gonna win anyway” and not even try
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    • I say we go the other way.. The state with the most gets a pizza party.... Let the dumb weed the. Selves out... Then eat their pizza cause they're all dead
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    • Instead of tax returns, we’ve decided to have a state wide pizza party
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    • So no one would test
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    • First state to get to zero cases gets to make a law
      kamsayn 5 jul
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    • No because people will somehow make it political.
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    • The game is your mom and I'm already playing
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    • Screwed 4 jul
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    • Just saying, Alaska is gonna dominate that shit
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    • People will do anything for pizza parties. I am no exception. In elementary school we had a yearly sales fundraiser selling all type of crap, mainly Christmasy stuff, and the top few sellers from every grade got to go get pizza...
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    • if u stop talking about it, it will go away
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    • Oh shut the fucking hell up it's a flu you pussies
      lnigga 4 jul
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    • You know, I bet it would
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    • I mean some idiots are already using it as a gambling game. They would go to parties and then bet money on who will catch the virus first from that party. Winner gets the money
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    • You forget how much the state likes to lie
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    • Why is it called a pizza party when all they give us is 2 damn slices of pizza? And then they try to cheat us with the cheapest pizza available. But there I am, sitting, eating that damn pizza.
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    • As a pizza delivery guy. Fuck you.
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    • Yes it would, fuck Cali keeps climbing tho
      king2dro 5 jul
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    • Fun fact: The US government does not give two yellow fucks about its citizens.
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    • Well I’m fucked I live in Arizona
      tac0s 4 jul
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    • states with low population would win easy peasy
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    • People would just stop testing. You’d need to award states based on highest ratio of tests completed to negative results... or something
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    • I lost brain cells reading this dumb shit
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    • In my county there have been a total of 9 cases...9. In the entire upper peninsula there have been ~200 cases. Yet our dipshit governor put in the same lockdown restrictions as the lower peninsula which has well over 20,000 cases
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    • Sounds like it would work but I think some would simply not test at all so they get pizza
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    • The best way to solve covid is to turn off your tv
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    • Masks prolong the inevitable. When new viruses and strains emerge, it is literally going to thin out the population for about a year or two and then die off because everyone becomes infected and then builds immunity. The strong survive and adapt.
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    • I haven’t seen any actual numbers, just reports of spiking. How do we know that it’s really a spike? How much of an increase are we really seeing? If they’re all occurring in prisons and nursing homes, wouldn’t that imply that we’re not actually having a spike in real terms?
      Jerando 4 jul
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    • Lol, testing center nurses have documented sending in false samples for testing and all samples came back positive. The president of Tanzania did exactly the same with identical results. You are being lied to.
      Archer_ 4 jul
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    • Or you know...have less dumbass people who feel like their freedom is being restricted from a mask...
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    • We have this. The less people that get it. The less people die. We should incentivise people by giving protein tests in january, if you havent had it, you get another $1200...
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    • Wheats 4 jul
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    • They’d just do what trump wants and not test the people so all the sick people are just spreading it
      LaJardin 4 jul
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    • This is how the hunger games begin
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    • Why are there more stupid ideas and posts than usual today?
      kotaguy 7 jul
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    • I’d like that pizza party now
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    • Until the pizza party becomes a hotspot since everyone in the state would be there
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    • In prison, the cleanest dorm got to use the shower curtains that week
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    • Or just threaten to take their guns away. Americans are kinda crazy but passionate as hell about their guns
      Eighted 7 jul
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    • Last to leave rhe house wins 10 thousand dollars😳
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    • Of corse only in america cause americans are stupud
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    • Rhode Island’s population is 1/4 of Los Angeles. It wouldn’t really be fair
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    • Bro, that’s so a couple features ago
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    • Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
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    • This would inevitably end in death
      Caverdae 7 jul
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    • I'm in
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    • Flatten the curve means push out the people who get it over time
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    • Seems like a good idea
      whateva 7 jul
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    • A large gathering of people eating food because they helped lower it. Quick question? How tf does that help at all? You are just going to infect more people
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    • No one would get tested out of fear they’d loose their pizza party
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    • State woth the lowest classes gets another stimulus check
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    • Honestly it would
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    • Probably
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    • Wrong, people would actually turn it into a pizza contest to have an excuse to be in masses
      187GH0ST 6 jul
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    • Hey I've seen this before
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    • If it were a competition to have the lowest cases, then Connecticut and Rhode Island are winning
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    • I’m in if it is Domino’s
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    • How many times am I gonna see different people post this shit
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    • This would cause even more mass cover up and lying about case number.
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    • Except it wouldn't. 5 states would go for it the rest would realize they don't have a shot and would just quit.
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    • A party would make it worse
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    • How about this, the state that holds to the constitution gets an award and does not bow down to the medical fashists and elitists
      GNWB 6 jul
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    • I think you just solved a problem
      Passadon 6 jul
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    • SwiggoV2 6 jul
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    • Same shit worked in elementary school
      medterm 6 jul
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    • Dam well were owed pizza Rhode island gang
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    • *stops reporting cases*
      3020 6 jul
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    • Roade island wins
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    • Then no one would report test numbers
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    • As an American citizen, I fully believe this is the only way to get these people to listen. 😐
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    • All you have to do to win is stop testing so many people. We wouldn’t know or care how many have it or had it. Problem solved.
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    • A pizza party would spike cases itself?
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