• The Best Cow Joke of 1891
Farmer: Okay, cow! It is milking time!
Cow: No.
Farmer: And why not?
Cow: Because trampled farmers cannot milk cows.
Farmer: What do you meAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
[LAUGHTER]
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    • Is this the beginning of laugh tracks in comedy?
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    • Not a high bar tbh
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    • im really pissed off this made me laugh
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    • (Meaty whack) (both chuckle)
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    • I feel like this would be a doge comic
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    • *Government mandates laughter*
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    • [Laughter]
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    • Animal farm be like:
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    • A momma cow and her three calves are in a field. The first calf comes up and asks “momma, why am I named Rose?” The momma cow goes “because a rose fell on your head when you were born.” The first calf walks off and the second one comes up, “momma, why was I named Lily?” The momma cow replies
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    • Am I a boomer for laughing at this?
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    • I imagine a stand up comedian trying to do this joke. I feel like it wouldn’t be so great
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    • cow tools
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    • Censor this iFunny: kiII
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    • Laughter
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    • Ha. Ha. ha.
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    • Where do you get dragon milk?
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    • cows?
      CowGeek 7 aug
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    • Good thing they specified when to laugh!
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    • *cows die from starvation* HAHA
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    • [LAUGHTER]
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    • What do you guys think the basis of comedy is? I think it’s irony.
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    • Still holds up
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    • PeRhApS
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    • Cow jokes sucked ass back then
      Tobit0 7 aug
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    • What do you mean oh oooooah I want to say yes but I have to say no
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    • Wildly specific category, seems a little biased to me but ok
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    • I don't get it
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    • cowe what is your secret to staying alive this long
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    • What about that A its on the swirly effect
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    • Should've had a drunk Australian pig wit him.....
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    • Those are not cows. This is a mutated brahmin.
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    • [Laughter]
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    • Ha ha ha I take your milk
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    • [LAUGHTER]
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    • Damn they had cows back in 1891?
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    • Pretty crazy if you were anywhere other than the coast during then, then you prob heard a new joke like twice in your life
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    • That was humanity's peak, and from then on comedy steadily declined.
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    • What do you get when you shake a cow? A milk shake!
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    • Best cow joke of 2020 "ur mum lol"
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    • Genius
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    • I'm offended
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    • Cow tools
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    • It’s so literal
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    • cow
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    • Best cow joke ever*
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    • -_-
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    • [LAUGHTER] is equivalent to when someone adds 😂😂😂 to a meme
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [LAUGHTER]
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    • I just imagine solid snakes death sound
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    • What is your pfp
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    • Still funnier than Amy Schumer
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    • Don’t cows need to be milked? Or their teets get super swollen?
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    • DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd
      Animal Farm by George Orwell
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    • Best cow joke of 2020 too
      Bogwandi 9 aug
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    • Trample me, lemme indulge in the cussy
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    • This is like... a grandpa joke
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    • What about that dummy thicc blue cow from the milk commercial?
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    • [LAUGHTER]
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    • [ LAUGHTER ] good one!
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    • Best cow joke of 2020: yo mama
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    • Mm
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    • Immediately thought that was a picture of a Brahmin from fallout
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    • You got the whole squad laughing fr
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    • 😂 that’s pretty funny
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    • If there are 30 cows and 28 chickens. How many didn’t?
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    • Shit joke
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    • Fucking solid, dude better fall to the ground and crinkle if he wants full points for this joke.
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    • This is terrible
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    • Now I wanna hear the best cow joke of 1892.
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    • We have not changed at ALL. Literally.
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    • Dumb as fuck
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    • Touch the cow
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    • Knuck knuck... uh, who's there... 3 stooges................ [LAUGHTER]
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    • Lol
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    • Shit now your udders gonna implode, Are you happy now, also if you want any general information on dairy cows I’m happy to help
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    • Ok
      Beetle23 8 aug
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    • Idk I’d need to hear more cow jokes from 1891 to judge
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    • I think there was a typo there. It's supposed to say of *2020
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    • "Gay 90's" had a totally different meaning in the 1800's than in the 1900's.
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    • Those are bulls
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    • [ laughter ]
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