• The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Texas Constructs Border Wall To
Keep Out Unwanted Refugees From
California
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    • Californians vote bad people into office, ruin the city/state, leave to Texas, then vote for similar terrible people. I don’t get it.
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    • As a Texan born and raised if y’all Californians come to live in Texas please stop bitching like you did in Cali go move to New York if you don’t like how Texas is, I love new people living in this great state but why change it into Cali isn’t that the whole fucking reason y’all left smh my head
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    • I'm from Texas & me and everyone ik hates California's because they always brag about California. Like if its so cool n better go back b!tch.
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    • California would be a good state if they got rid of LA and parts of San Francisco.
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    • You know who hates California? Californians
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    • Fuck off. Stay out of Texas.
      PADUKA9 8 aug
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    • You sheep actually think California exists. It's a government ploy just like birds.
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    • I think it's a mutual thing here on ifunny that we all hate California
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    • Californians are the worst thing to happen to texas, they move and bring their same laws over like in San Antonio it is literally illegal to be Christian and work for the govt or do contract work for them because "hate speech"... fuck Californians
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    • Such a fuck state. In fact, every shitty state in the US is democratic run, going bankrupt, and riddled with crime, but noooooo, blacks have to vote with their skin color, otherwise they are an uncle Tom (very sad), and the youth is brainwashed by our liberal colleges... smh, gonna be like Venezuela
      wrtzjs2 8 aug
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    • As a Texan Californians are fucking annoying and bringing their stupid shit over here, like who cares if the waitress at red lobster didn’t acknowledge you being a parent, don’t got to scream her head off
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    • How do I get a job as a guard for the Texas-california border?
      Cacaonut 8 aug
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    • Where my Texas homies at?
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    • Good to see my tax dollars are going towards something good for once. Keep out those nasty Californians
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    • Nobody wants California's in their state.
      dima777 8 aug
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    • I’ve lived my whole life in California. I wouldn’t help us either.
      BigMoby 8 aug
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    • People that move to different states shouldn't be allowed to vote there for the first several years
      Moskau 8 aug
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    • I can get behind this.
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    • Living in Cali and not being a leftist puppet is a pain. One of my co-workers is so anti-Trump he was happy covid hit and shut down the country. All because he wants it to make Trump look bad. He doesn't care that Biden is creepy af and brain dead.
      EyesOnIy 9 aug
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    • Keep your in and out, the fuck away from my whataburger state
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    • I know I’m not the only one still waiting for Cali to slide off into the ocean. Realistic or not I want it to happen because Cali makes this country look bad.
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    • Don’t forget Mexico has a wall at its southern border and that’s ok but when America wants to build one it’s racist to protect our borsers
      noshoww 8 aug
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    • Cough on mask wearers and if they get violent, you can end their life. Easy day.
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    • Don't fucking come to Florida either, you fuckers are ruining Florida. It's population is swelling and is becoming basically New York #2 and I fucking hate it holy shit. Every city is slowly becoming just nothing but shallow tourist bait.
      DatTop 8 aug
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    • Wish this was true man I fucking hate Californians
      SCP2244 8 aug
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    • Sorry Californians, ATX is full and so is the rest of Texas.
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    • Californians have single handily ruined most of the major cities in Texas. And now in the country areas we’re starting to see massive urban neighborhoods with palm trees and shit being built.
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    • If America was a dog, Californians would be the flea infestation.
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    • Hate when Californians come to Texas and complain about emissions. Bitch did you not see the fucking oil rigs when you came in? We clearly don't give a fuck about emissions. Go back to California
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    • I was raised in cali but lets stay clear from them bruh
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    • Need one of these for the Californians coming into Colorado. And a catapult to send some back
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    • California people fucking up my state :(
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    • Can we just blow up California like please
      tanjesus 9 aug
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    • Why don't we just wall off California instead?
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    • Us Texans aren’t taught to hate California, we are born with it.
      wheety3 8 aug
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    • I live in Texas and at this point there’s more cars with California license plates than Texas ones
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    • Lol I love all the hate for California because it keeps out all the bad whities from coming here
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    • Texas is slowly turning into California:2
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    • What if we gave California to mexico
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    • We fuckin need a wall, y’all libtards are making everything a mess
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    • This, but make it real
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    • This has been the case in Florida for my entire life of living of 33 years. We have had New Yorkers coming down here voting blue for the entirety of my life. And it just keeps getting less and less southern every year. It’s getting worse. I’m telling you. STOP BRINGING YOUR DUMB POLITICS HERE.
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    • Everyone, we are all just one decent earthquake away from California sliding into the ocean. Please cross your fingers.
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    • Fuck California and all the retards that inhabit it.
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    • Autauga 8 aug
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    • I hate how Californian companies are coming down here to Texas and turning our beautiful soil into "Luxury" buildings with Sushi, Yoga studios, and $2k apartments. Take your In-N-Out and shove them up your fruit cake ass all the way to California.
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    • Everyone I talk to that live in Texas says it sucks lol
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    • God I wish this was true...
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    • Let them go to Texas, we don’t want them in Nevada
      FadedInk 10 aug
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    • I suggest that we change the party names from “democrats” and “republicans” to “Californians” and “Pure Blood Fucking American”
      Mataetae 9 aug
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    • But I hate the conditions of my state and want to move. Its fuckin shit here...
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    • Death to communist california
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    • Yes. California is a beautiful state. It's the weirdo city people that destroy it! Quier governor is their problem too
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    • If only it was true...
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    • Bruh... Whoever bitchin that californians hold california on a pedestal.. first don't talk about us.. cause all I hear from texans is.. texas this texas that.. second.. I don't know a single californian that actual has been here their whole life and thought.. man I like it here
      MrW1Z 9 aug
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    • I love seeing pro California comments about how they’re one of the biggest economies, but they can only function by draining resources from all Adjacent states and beyond
      Trumpsky 8 aug
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    • What? Since when do Californians want to move to Texas?
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    • I support this decision
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    • Fuck the boarder at mexico, boarder up all of Cali.
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    • Let the Mexicans in, they can help us against the californians.
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    • I was excited but then I saw it was from Babylon Bee :(
      PoThePo 10 aug
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    • I see a lot of Texas plates in California though...
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    • But.... you are aware they’re like 2 states apart right?
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    • All the homeless people in California came from. Out of state and are the result of failed actors and Dream seekers.. Yall need to go back to Ohio fucking bums.
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    • Fair enough
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    • Californians are like locusts. Destroy everything they flock to.
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    • For anyone that doesn't know this is satire. Babylon bee is the equivalent to the onion
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    • You know, as a Californian this is fair. But I do hope that I could legally apply for citizenship in Texas one day and be accepted as a refugee
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    • I'm gonna become a border guard
      AyyyyLmao 10 aug
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    • Let’s just annex California and set up a DMZ like Korea?
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    • What exactly do people from California do that ruin Texas?
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    • Well the issue is they’re flyin in we need more air defense
      LuigiWah 9 aug
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    • Oh no, an 8 foot fence, whatever shall I do 😳
      Aitaxb 9 aug
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    • This is fune
      Ryguy_fm 8 aug
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    • But joe rogan is coming here let him in ... idgaf about the other Californians
      joeweezy 8 aug
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    • I live in California and when I turn 18 I’d like to move to somewhere like Texas cause everyone hear is an Anti gun crybaby
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    • I fuckin hate being from Cali man. The whole state and it’s people are a pathetic laughing stock
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    • Boot California from the Union!
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    • Commiefornia
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    • Okay so somebody failed geography
      Somdlomd 9 aug
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    • The point of America with separate states was to be able to live however you want. Democrats want to homogenized every state like the EU. America has 50 VERY diverse states, let it stay that way
      Kraer 9 aug
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    • Joe rogan is moving to Texas. If you don’t know how that is, he’s a comedian and has the single most popular podcast by far.
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    • Please
      Danger5 9 aug
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    • Wait whats wrong with californians
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    • Fun fact: only idiots think this is real
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    • The only good thing about Texas is the gun laws and cheap real estate. Other than that, it’s a shit hole.
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    • We don't mind who comes here but don't California our Texas
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    • Fell down from wind
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    • They are coming down here to fuck up our government as well
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    • They need to get rid if the Californians there already first.
      Lcdude 8 aug
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    • Don’t come here and ruin Texas next
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    • Imagine being a state so shit that people compare you to Florida
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    • I thought this was Minecraft for a second, I might have a problem
      Marsonin 7 aug
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    • I think people forget what this country is about...
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    • Republicans in CA exist.. 🥺
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