The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
Debatable Debatable
20 nov 2020
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
GirlMemes GirlMemes
18 feb
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
MrEcchiKing MrEcchiKing
24 nov 2020
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
Europeans: America has too many guns
meanwhile in Russia
RichHomieQuann RichHomieQuann
13 oct 2020
Europeans: America has too many guns meanwhile in Russia
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
She always gets the right answer!
overdue_b1rb_memes overdue_b1rb_memes
28 may
She always gets the right answer!
OUR FAMILY CARD
MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
OUR FAMILY CARD MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed
"buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
SpareParts SpareParts
16 nov 2020
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed "buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
World's oldest person
breaks her own record by turning 117
That's lot of dam iis
Flamineous Flamineous
10 nov 2020
World's oldest person breaks her own record by turning 117 That's lot of dam iis