The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
I just wanted to take some cute pics in my new bathing suit. And here comes my dad... stealing my spotlight
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
10 sep 2020
I just wanted to take some cute pics in my new bathing suit. And here comes my dad... stealing my spotlight
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
milk with 50% more protein & calcium,
MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING. milk with 50% more protein & calcium, MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
When your Dad helps you
dress up for Halloween:)
BasicMemes BasicMemes
29 oct 2020
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
15 jan 2021
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should
I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can
I stare at her boobs now?
@DarthBoner.iFunny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
18 sep 2020
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can I stare at her boobs now? @DarthBoner.iFunny
The bright side about being stuck at home,
No one can judge your day drinking.
imminent_dank_panda imminent_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
The bright side about being stuck at home, No one can judge your day drinking.
My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
Home About Photos Video
@ Alonzo Lerone
This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it
SS
Jdawg7829 Jdawg7829
1 oct 2020
Home About Photos Video @ Alonzo Lerone This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it SS
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights: