The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
DOGS
2020*
@ECAUSE HUMANS
ismellwaffles ismellwaffles
24 sep 2020
DOGS 2020* @ECAUSE HUMANS
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
AriesL AriesL
27 jan 2021
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
Please show me your feet
TwistKyber TwistKyber
5 nov 2020
Please show me your feet
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
Dreaming of
PARADISE!
Dreaming of PARADISE!
spudnikk spudnikk
23 sep 2020
My dog Jack, who isn't afraid of the vet, large wildlife; busy, streets, or, anything that can actually harm him
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
chromosome_dealer chromosome_dealer
23 sep 2020
yo where the fuck my rtrain ene ann
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying
Gome on, tall
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
28 may
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying Gome on, tall
Be Strong!
Stronger than yesterday!
What this
cosmicMrlinkster cosmicMrlinkster
27 jan 2021
Be Strong! Stronger than yesterday! What this
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Gamer_Mom Gamer_Mom
11 sep 2020
When it's too hot fora one piece.
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs