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    • Okay Thanos
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    • Angel: I’m here for your soul! Me: You lookin like a snack wanna go out sometime. Angel: I guess I’m here for your heart too then
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    • I'd ask her out, but she'd prefer this other mercenary guy, and then in an attempt to win her love, I'd separate them by granting the dude immortality. But then she'd still not be into me, so I'd go on a mission to wipe out life on a scale hitherto undreamt of in order to win her favor.
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    • The Angel of Death was a Nazi scientist who experiment on children, especially twins
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    • Josef Mengele?
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    • As you can see 86% of the people who answered are in fact D&D bards
      ZF_Osprey 17 apr
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    • 86% are Deadpool
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    • Easy there deadpool
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    • rightbot 19 apr
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    • Ask her out and get to know her ... then ask her to show you the after life and after that ask her to grant you immortality
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    • *Deadpool has entered the chat*
      dukesk8r_ 18 apr
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    • Okay deadpool
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    • Well if you're lucky enough to make her ur girlfriend then u can get all 3
      stf9 17 apr
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    • Calm down deadpool.
      joesol 17 apr
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    • I ask death what took them so long
      KyraPamyu 17 apr
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    • I mean if you see it you’re probably screwed anyways so what do you have to lose
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    • Y'all would date Josef Mengele??
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    • I'd ask to see the afterlife and visit some of my old family
      Snorg 20 apr
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    • Didn’t Deadpool have sex with death? I mean, she hella thicc
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    • I think all of these people are Thanos (If you only watch the movies, fuck you, you prob don’t get it)
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    • You do realize the angel of death is a guy? Right
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    • I’m just imagining Deadpool making a bunch of accounts just to vote for that last option
      ogGL 18 apr
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    • Ok but if u date her, u can unakwardly ask her for 1) to see the after life 2) make you immortal 3) head.
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    • Deadpool be like
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    • Deadpool be like
      i_DIO 18 apr
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    • Well she’s a guy soo...
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    • I'm taking immortality, sure it'll be sad and depressing after a while but seeing the world change (good or bad) would be hella cool
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    • Eat her out
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    • Are you assuming deaths gender
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    • Death is dummy thicc in the Marvel universe
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    • Date death and you can have all the benefits
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    • I'd eat her out.
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    • Tell her can’t die a virgin so she fucks You then kills you. Win win.
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    • Become bros with her
      dandjman 17 apr
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    • Ask her if she’s ever heard that slayer song
      Frewt 17 apr
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    • God damn it Deadpool
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    • This is a D&D situation
      DJRush96 17 apr
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    • Roll for seduction (side note: if it works you can get your big winged goth GF to do the other stuff on the poll)
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    • *sigh* roll for charisma
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    • Big titty goth angel of death gf
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    • All angels are Male, however
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    • I love democracy
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    • Man deadpool made a few accounts for that one
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    • I love democracy
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    • Joseph Mengele? The Nazi?
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    • I thought it was talking about doctor mengele so I got confused
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    • THE ANGEL OF DEATH IS A GUY
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    • Deadpool and Thanos made a bunch of accounts just to answer this poll.
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    • Aske her out and set a date in the afterlife.... Just to check it out
      MrDanDog 19 apr
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    • Thanos&Deadpool: *heavy breathing*
      kallous 19 apr
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    • We all have been influenced BBY Deadpool
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    • Youre gonna have to go through deadpool first
      Onamanga 18 apr
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    • You'll either nut or die, win win
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    • Technically if you ask her out then you can probably get the other 2 easily
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    • And nobody even mentioned asking to die
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    • The angel of death was a ss nazi doctor
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    • Calm down deadpool
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    • You put lambs blood on your door so your oldest born survives
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    • I'd fuck her,I'm dead serious.
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    • Is this a thanos/Deadpool meme🥵
      Alpacas12 18 apr
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    • I too love Sandman comics
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    • Who the fuck would want immortality
      SHOCK3Dx 18 apr
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    • Bro if she likes you she wont straight up kill you, or yknow she'll make sure you're in a nice place where she can visit
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    • Deadpool be like
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    • The "Angel of Death" was the nickname of Nazi scientist Josef Mengele, the man behind a large amount of cruel human experimentation, including putting dye into children's eyes in hopes of changing their eye color, taking blood from one twin and giving it to the other, and sewing twins together, ect
      Himad 17 apr
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    • Okay deadpool
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    • I wanted to be immortal until i understood that in billions of years i would remain flotting in the void constantly dying from the lack of oxygen without any consciousness left in my empty shell
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    • Deadpool’s story
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    • I roll to seduce
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    • Eat her ass.
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    • I’ve seen enough Bard seduction posts to know I got a shot
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    • Do like what deadpool did and fuck her so thanos gets mad, giving you the immortality curse.
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    • To be fair death is pretty hot
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    • I love democracy
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    • Ironically, the people that gave that answer are too afraid to ask out their crush because they can't tell if she is flirting or just being nice
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    • Anime plot
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    • Biblically all angels are male so that’s gay
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    • If you’re referring to Gabriel, angel of death, he’s a male, if you’re referring to Josef mangele, he’s also a male. Not female
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    • Thanos?
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    • This is literally what Deadpool did.
      asura1212 17 apr
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    • What is this Deadpool
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    • Dr.Mengele? I’d stab him
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    • There was a male doctor during the holocaust who’s nickname was the angel of death
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    • She better be a big titty goth gf
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    • Deadpool must have created a crap ton of fake accounts and voted "Take her Out"...
      MRDOOM3 17 apr
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    • Hell yeah, she's a bad bitch
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    • Deadpoolin it
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    • I’d probably offer her something to eat like “Hey... you want some pop tarts???”
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    • If i ask for immortality I have an infinite amount of tries to woo her
      WackyBi 17 apr
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    • Thanos niggas be like
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    • ...but isn’t the angel of death most usually depicted as a dude?
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    • she prolly a bad bitch
      Kendamaa 17 apr
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    • This says a lot about our society
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