• The 2800 year old kiss
2800 year old masturbator
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    • If you aren’t going to be preserved with a hand on your cock why even live
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    • But did he finish? If not thats the worst case of blue balls ever
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    • Let's be real, back in the day you saw the volcano erupt and knew your impending doom was upon you? You'd spank one out too.
      BikeCuck 9 aug
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    • They’ve been kissing for 2800 years and I’m just tryna kiss for 3 seconds
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    • His last emotion to a satisfying ending:
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    • He was trying to reach post nut clarity to think of a survival plan.
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    • The immortal nut
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    • The virgin lovers vs the chad spanker
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    • He died doing something he loved
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    • That man is definitely looking down from heaven watching people today make a big deal out of him beating his meat before death
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    • Imagine masturbating at the moment of your death and ending up being found in that state, and that being your contribution to the database of all human knowledge
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    • I know which one I want to be, but I know which one I will be...
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    • The Pompeii “Masturbater” was not actually maturbating.The strange arm position was thought to be from his arms flexing in the heat.
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    • When your nut is so good people are still talking about it 2800 years later.
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    • Talk about getting your rocks off
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    • They both tryna bone 🦴😂
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    • It's a hit or miss, you either live eternity with blue balls, a forever orgasmic state, or post nut clarity
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    • I love ya babe but my arm is dead
      hankbert 9 aug
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    • the duality of man
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    • Where is the 2800 year old cum. Is it safe
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • Dying with you cock out. Power move
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    • The 2800 year old coomer
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    • kanep0e 10 aug
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    • Imagine stopping to crank one out while facing death. Legend
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    • Instead of creaming, the dude got CREMATED
      _Kenye_ 9 aug
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    • Me in a past life
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    • 2800 years old congrats Xpac
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    • You see! people do die masturbating
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    • There's two types of people, even 2800 years ago.
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    • And people are jealous of pigs’ orgasms that last 10 minutes—this guy has pigs beat
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    • Do you read it 2800, or 2800?
      Kranis 9 aug
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    • Poor fella probably didn’t get to bust
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    • Two kinds of people
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    • Mans was probably turned on at the lava and fire sweeping Pompeii
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    • Isn't that in pompay?idk how it's spelled, but ut wasn't 2800years ago
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    • Clearly one died as a chad
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    • The duality of man
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    • the 2800 year old COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEERRRR
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    • The Virgin kiss vs the Chad masturbation
      Prindle 9 aug
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    • I wonder if he finished...
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    • not my proudest fap
      batbite 9 aug
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    • Making a meme with your die body is a good way to go out
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    • Wow, in the kissing one there was a blunt force trauma to the head. Breaking a chunk out of her skull. Prolly a shovel, or just broke over time from decay. But the thought that the woman was likely already dead or very close, and the dude kissed her goodbye is sweet
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    • The Vesuvius eruption was 2041 years ago (79 AD), not 2800.
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    • Im guessing he died before the bust?
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    • Gotta die with a boner so you can bang the angels
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    • Oh no the ash cloud is coming... no I am
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    • Imagine you're a regular dude in Pompeii and you find a nice curvy rock to jack off to and then you just fucking die
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    • uh UHHH IM ENTOMBINGGGG
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    • He said “ I’d rather have a hole in my head than be buried with you”
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    • Chad
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    • Nice cock
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    • Sad noises
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    • Hey rome didnt cum in a day or something
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    • He had a hard death, but he was happy.
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    • Bro im the second one for sure. I mean how cool is it to be perserved like that?
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    • Imagine trying to rub one out right before the...
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    • Let's have some fun, click my profile
      Retardad 9 aug
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    • See how the coomer is much more preserved?
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    • Bruh im at 5284 years you aint special
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    • I'm the second
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    • My man might of just had an itch at the worst moment
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    • Too soon
      sylar124 12 aug
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    • wouldnt it be funny if he knew what was about to happen n hes all "yeah this is how i want people to find me, spankin it to god im commin mother fucker im cumm----"
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    • This guy's thoughts were seriously "oh god I'm going to die!" And then *zzzzzzzip!*
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    • We don't know if those kisses were about to fuck or just did
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    • He died doing what he loved
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    • Imagine dying that long ago just to be a meme 2000 years later
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    • Spanked his meat so hard he died.
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    • They died in the same room
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    • The duality of men
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    • So much post-nut clarity he died
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    • A.D. 79 was not 2800 years ago.
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    • What if he died right before he finished
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    • I'd crank one out too if I saw what he did
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    • Both died with hand on meat
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    • the chicken may have come first, but i came on the chicken
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    • Whats blue balls
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    • Ifunny is as fucking dead as your whore of grandmother
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    • Forever alone
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    • When you see hell pouring from the skies and think, "Now seems like a good time"
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    • First one is just sad
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    • Pompeii: *burning to the ground from lava and rocks* This man: ight lemme crank one out real quick
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    • How do you keep that pose while dying. Surely there had to be pain right?
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    • So much for hairy palms
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    • Oh Pompei poor fuckers
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    • Reported for nudity
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    • The duality of man
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    • That’s a hell of a way to go out.
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    • 1900 year old masturbator
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    • He must've had the best nutt ever to just die like that he's body knew it had peaked and that it was time to go.
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    • 1941* year old mastubator
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