Thats him, thats the kid that picks
on me
redldue redldue
23 sep 2020
Thats him, thats the kid that picks on me
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Linda Hathaway Foster
21 No at
I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went
"Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.
~ balkanradfem
CadetBoneSpurs CadetBoneSpurs
21 dec 2020
Linda Hathaway Foster 21 No at I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went "Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage. ~ balkanradfem
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
Wolfram
@ddipospeaks
Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
mmlxix
3 feb
Wolfram @ddipospeaks Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much - I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much
Satou_Kazuma_ Satou_Kazuma_
23 sep 2020
I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much - I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning...
So I stayed home to take care of it.
lil_frayed_rfigure lil_frayed_rfigure
11 jun
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning... So I stayed home to take care of it.
back to tell evenyone he killed
Pal y
Dark Sid
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
back to tell evenyone he killed Pal y Dark Sid
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
noonay109 noonay109
25 may
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me:
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
Dafua?
Whose hand is that?
Dafua? Whose hand is that?
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,