• thati guykaiser:
Next time you think your
workplace is weird, please
remember that my workplace has
an annual tattoo night out, where
we rent out a tattoo parlor, order
pizza, play cards against
humanity, and watch some of our
coworkers get tattooed
Where do you work?
A library
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    • Library fact
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    • That sounds cool as fuck
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    • At my work, we have an axe throwing wall. I work at a plumbing company
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    • Yeah that’s fucking awesome
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    • Sounds fun where do I sign up
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    • Fucking punk ass book jockeys
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    • I’m going to get a tattoo of this
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    • I'm actually going to get my first tattoo! It's going to be of the cordyceps outfit for warden in for honor. Like itll be the skull with the fungal growth and some Rose's
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    • That sounds like the best fucking office party ever
      Kbiz3184 20 jun
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    • I work at the library at my university. I’m also 16 and there’s a drinking night where they get alcohol and pizza. Apparently they forget kids can graduate early because they’ve never ONCE questioned my age
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    • Soooo what you're saying is everyone gets a Harry Potter tattoo?
      redtigris 20 jun
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    • Are tattoo parlors even open yet?
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    • God I work at a library and I wish. If I was running the place, we would absolutely do this
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    • We play bocce ball with vegetables and have slow-motion kazoo races. I think I win :)
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    • I hate tattoos a lot. I find them unattractive. But I don’t want to, my gf has some and I want to like them so bad. What’s the appeal to the tattoo lovers out there?
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    • Entire george lopez episode
      LEGlON 20 jun
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    • I work at a library and I can tell you they are the wildest people I’ve ever met
      Lauryn_ 21 jun
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    • When I turn 18 i wanna get “cant fix stupid” around my bicep. Is that a good or bad idea?
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    • I think I like books now
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    • Get a remy locroix asshole as a tattoo
      Cr1tikal 20 jun
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    • Any underage porn here?!!....that’s what I thought...
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    • I'm so down, need more ink anyways
      SPAZZYBOI 22 jun
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    • That sounds cooool though
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    • How do I sign up?
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    • Anal tattoo
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    • Haha that’s so neat and quirky
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    • I’m 17, turning 18 in two months. I kinda want a tattoo, but I’m worried about regretting it in the future
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    • Can i join
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    • That sounds awesome
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    • My mom works at a library.
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    • That's because libraries are fucking gay
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    • Holy heck I wanna work there O^O
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    • few coworkers and i went to a drag show in a club then hit up a massive sex shop after one night 🤣
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    • I bake donuts, croissants and bagels. I work by myself and I love it........
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    • Tattoo parties are the shit
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    • What library? Cause I want to work there
      freshaf94 23 jun
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    • Ok so I need to work here
      BigPapaa 23 jun
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    • Hardee's.
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    • Its always the quiet ones
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    • I’d work here!!
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    • I bet they're named Tammy
      oozzyman 23 jun
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    • Fuck books, books are for pussies, go hit the gym
      biotic 23 jun
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    • Where the hell is this library & are they hiring?
      TLiza 23 jun
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    • Cornedsyrup?
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    • Its always the quiet ones
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    • I need this job
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    • Honestly I’d 100% do that and I’d probably be the one getting tattoos. I want a lot of tats but non on my face, neck, forearms, or hands because most jobs won’t let you have those and I want both.
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    • That's how office parties should be
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    • Cards against humanity was made for people who don't know how to be funny
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    • isn't eating pizza in a tattoo parlor like a major health code violation
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    • I fucking wish. But instead we go bowling for Christmas. Lame
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    • I can’t wait to get my first tattoo of the St Florian cross on my chest/shoulder area with the American flag blended into it
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    • I work in a jail. My first day, guy had a dildo in his pocket. Said "if she's locking up this dick, I'm locking up that dick"
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    • I like my job
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    • Hmmm
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    • Let me in LET ME IN
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    • When I'm 18, I wanna get the Iron Man Ark Reactor core in the middle of my chest. Yay or nay?
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    • We had a nerf war and I got banned from playing so I was a ref...
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    • That’s a normal night for us in the Army
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    • Where I work a 9 year old peeing on the floor is normal day to day life. A 12 year old shitting themselves and not showering is a typical Monday. Getting spit on by an 8 year old is a normal thing, but yea your job is the weird one
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    • Once walked into a base office (Air Force) and, while I was being introduced to a Sergeant, witnessed someone pop out of their cubicle and sh00t a Captain with a Nerf gun.
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    • I wanna work there!
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    • My dream job.
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    • Dauntless?
      Wack1333 22 jun
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    • That sounds fun sign me up
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    • I'm a tattooer, PLEASE don't think this is a good idea, we hate people like that!!!
      not_very_ 22 jun
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    • Cards against humanity is just quiplash for unfunny people.
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    • Unpopular opinion: tattoos are incredibly unattractive
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    • Bro librarians fuck
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    • That actually sounds cool asf I’ve been meaning to get some more ink
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    • I knew they were freaks. I knew it.
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    • I want in!!!
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    • Tattoo parlor should be a sterile environment as possible. Pizza doesn’t help.
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    • My boss called a team meeting a week ago and showed us a Facebook video about soft core pron
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    • So that’s why they don’t pay interns
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    • I want to apply
      Kaesevyn 21 jun
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    • My tip for tattoos, GO FOR IT. If you think about it too much. You’ll find a reason to not want it anymore. But once you have it, it’s awesome
      Salicrose 21 jun
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    • Walked into the back to clock in and found my manager snorting a PHAT line, burger king is a fun place
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    • Wish I worked there
      Soul9 21 jun
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    • I would totally love working there
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    • Sign me. The fuck up.
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    • How about selling and moving appliances with your parents, brother and husband. Talk about stressful! Then we have to see each other on holidays too? No thanks!!
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    • Sounds fucking awesome
      Mochi_0 21 jun
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    • I really want to fuck a librarian.
      GmDs 21 jun
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    • Can I apply
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    • LOL I wondered if librarians take these jobs to fly under the radar...
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    • I’m gonna get my profile picture tattooed on me
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    • Cool
      sparky2 21 jun
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    • Sounds cringe
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    • Cards against humanity is a goat worthy game. If i dont invite you to a round, were hardly even friends.
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