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    • Relating to this, my sisters went to band camp and while in their dorm they heard somebody knocking a bunch and when they said come in they kept knocking. My sister than yelled “what are you a vampire?!” Thinking it was a friend. It was a chaperone
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    • My dad is like that and gets upset when the family doesn't invite him to a gathering even though they say we're always invited, it's so dumb
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    • I feel that way because that's how I raised. It's not about not imposing, it's about respecting other people's boundaries.
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    • What if the whole "You have to invite them in first" thing was just made up by the vampires to let us feel safe
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    • I said this to my older brother. He kept having get together at his house and then told me I never come and I was like you never invited me! He tried playing the you’re always invited card and I was like really so how am I supposed to know about it?
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    • I mean it’s a nice thing to say but if you don’t actually invite a person how do they know you want them there
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    • I’m always afraid I’m the friend nobody wants there so I’m super anxious about going places unless I get invited
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    • Jesus why the fuck is there so much porn
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    • I haVe SoCiAL AnXiEtY
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    • I like having a formal invitation. One day it would be an event I wasn't invited to and I show up unannounced and it would be awkward. It's polite as well
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    • my moms like that. We missed out on this really rich friends Christmas party. Gave out gifts to everyone. My cousins got expensive watches and a signed basketball etc. Its been about 10 years but I'm still salty
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    • I'm like this. My dad was pretty confused when I didnt show up to his wedding with my step mom.
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    • It's true. Like I have received that invite from a family that I now haven't seen in months. So you mean my ass can just show up for dinner? Hell no.
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    • If I put something up in a group a hat then you’re invited, otherwise I wouldn’t put it in that group chat
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    • yeah that "always invited" shit doesn't fly. Make the effort to send me a simple text when it happens or I won't show up. Simple.
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    • Now I'm just imagining a vampire starving to death because "it's to akward to just go up and bite someone"
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    • Can we just stop with the fucking tumblr? I mean seriously at this point I might as well just get the app
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    • My friends parents would always say you dont have to knock you can just come in but i feel that on the wrong day the police would be called
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    • If you don’t invite me how am I supposed to know anything’s going on
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    • I honestly have social anxiety
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    • What fucking vampires have ever had “crippling social anxiety” besides maybe the shitty twilight ones? In every vampire movie I’ve seen they’re really good at talking to/seducing people
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    • My friend once told me to walk into his house and wake him up when I wanted to go over since he'd be asleep. I stood at the door and knocked instead
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    • A new friend group said this to me a few times and I was like....dude. I'm supposed to just show up. Every Friday. Walk into your house. Into your basement. And meet you guys down there. All without interacting with a single person or being asked. How about fucking no
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    • I can't handle it when people say I'm always invited. Lmao what if they've changed tf their minds and I'm being a bother by being there? I'm weak, y'all lmao I couldn't handle it
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    • My problem with the "you're always invited" thing is no one ever tells me something is happening, there for I literally wasn't invite to the event smh
      Ratlub 4 aug
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    • Who tf has an attitude of "ur always invited"? Like, if u want to have an event, u have to tell people that ur having an event. People that u tell means they're invited, people that dont hear about it arent invited. How else would that work?
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    • I understand feeling like you’re inviting yourself cuz my mom drilled into my head that it’s rude to just show up unless someone told you it was okay to be there on that specific date
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    • I’m the same way. Plus I know for facts people say “you’re always invited” when they feel guilty for not inviting you
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    • Tide_Pod 4 aug
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    • Joining Arstotzka will grant you benefits!
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    • Vlad, the self conscious vampire
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    • Little known fact tumblr is a giving cesspit of shit (jk it’s a big known fact)
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    • Rears 4 aug
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    • I'm same way.... Anxiety depression im anti social and social anxiety... Me and a friend are giong to see slipknot on aug 10 (tomorrow) wish me luck
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    • I guess I'm a vampire and didn't know it. Fangs for that.
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    • Look I really am a vampire!!
      ferard 6 aug
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    • That's why they need permission to enter home lol
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    • Sounds like me
      Iamiron 6 aug
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    • Me reading comments section on IFunny: Is full of porn
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    • me and my parents dont go into houses uninvited, we stand at the door and wait, momma says we physically cant go in with out an inv. pappa says i can only play after sunset, idky. we havent visited grandma in a while since its over a 15 hr drive. mamma also says im allergic pizza or any Italian food
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    • I never call the people I hangout out with freinds, never! I have to hear them call me freind first before I call them my freind. This state of mind was strengthened after my teacher said "yo this your freind" and my long, very long known acquaintance said no he's an acquaintance.
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    • Anyone have the list of the child porn ring, ive been ban raiding them but I accidentally unsmiled the list
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    • I never get invited to anything and I've never gotten the "always welcome" thing. Pretty much just gonna die alone with my feelings at this point
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    • Desu 5 aug
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    • Im hungry all the time because of a disease but if I'm at someone's house i don't ask for anything
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    • So that’s why my hands are always cold? Here i thought it was just my period having me wake up in a pool of blood
      pxgv 5 aug
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    • That's fine. Way better than those who invite themselves
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    • I mean, they burn if they're showing up uninvited, so it's actually crippling.
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    • we've gotten to the point where George Washington needs to rise from the grave and rewrite is etiquette book for the modern era... (If you're one of those people who knew that George Washington wrote an etiquette book kindly fuck off. Not everyone knows the same stuff.)
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    • I must be a vampire
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    • I mean im not just gonna show up whenever because i know that there are times that i cant have people over and why would i mention it if im not expecting anyone
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    • I mean it's just rude to show up if you weren't invited cause like they could be having a wake or planning some serious shit then you show up ready to party and realize you dun fucked up
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    • My friend called me a vampire the other day bc I wouldn’t assume I was ok to just enter the home and waited until I was invited multiple times
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    • So do I
      wormeasy 5 aug
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    • That’s me too. I always feel like I’m intruding if I’m not personally invited for that individual event. Even if you like group message “you guys should come” I won’t, because I feel like I could’ve been accidentally invited.
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    • If I have to ask where and when it is cause nobody told me, i don’t feel like I was invited
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    • Maybe im a vampire
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    • I have to open the gate for me cat to come into the yard when we both know he can damn well slip though the gaps
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    • Yeah you have to invite people fuck people who leave people in silence
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    • No they don’t, they don’t exist
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    • No they don’t shut the fuck up tumblr user
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    • even when my friends and I make plans and I am to pick them up at a certain time, I text them for their approval before being on my way
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    • The idea that vampires actually can enter places uninvited but don't due to social anxiety cracks me up
      MindMast 4 aug
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    • That explains it....I'm a vampire and you're all fucking casuals
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    • Honestly yeah I feel that, that’s why I never really head out with friends often. Until they give me an invite I’m not going, which frankly sounds like the opposite of a power move. A shitty power move that is.
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    • Family always finds it weird that I knock. "You're family just come on in."
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    • This hit me too hard
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    • Well ig I’m a vampire
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    • Just awkwardly wait outsode the door for like an hour u til someone opens it. Then walk in like u just got there
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    • oMg, aM i A vAmPiRe AlL aLoNg???!?!?!!1??!1!?
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    • I...I think I'm a vampire
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    • I’m trying to be respectful, I also fear awkward situations. Knowing that please tell me if I’m invited or not.
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    • It be like that tho
      Greatis 4 aug
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    • Same bro, same.
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    • SO mAnY p0rn
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    • They'll be fine once they settle gor a drink
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    • Sum
      Neighbor 4 aug
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    • Mmmmm I really love sucking tumblr’s dick -chef
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    • Furries are creeps in denial
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    • If someone says you’re always invited, that’s a fucking invite. Tarded
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    • This is mad gay. But what's up with people and being socially awkward in such different ways. I have no clue how to interact with people, but if you tell me that I'm always invited, you bet your ass imma be there just because you told me I could 15 years ago
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