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    • And they sold tape worms over the counter
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    • Well then. Sounds like a pretty good time.
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    • And all people do now is cheat on each other, have depression and tell each other to sub to pew
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    • That music was good as fuck first of all. Second they were much more active. Third they didn’t have the stressors we do today
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    • *smoked weed. Coke was more of an eighties thing
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    • Don’t forget unprotected sex. The 70s was epic. Then came 80s with the gays and the aids :(
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    • Actually the people just didn't eat 400 mcdoubles without any physical activity before bitching on Twitter that metabolism is unfair
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    • I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever
      7 5
    • In 40 years people will think that all we did was make memes of our crippling depression and Dab or some shit like that
      6 2
    • Acid and dance to 17 minute songs. People in the 80s did coke and danced to 8 minute long songs. Like so everybody can see
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    • Coke was the 80’s... pot was the 70’s hence the 17 minute songs
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    • And the sugar industry wasn't screwing people over by telling them that fat made them fat, which made people start to eat fat free foods, which are actually full of sugar and is what causes fat
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    • 80s*
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    • They also didn’t have preservatives in every god forsaken food 🍔
      Urbanxx 16d
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    • iWalrus 16d
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    • It bugs me when i see “..” like did you mean “...” or “.”
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    • Honestly 3 minute songs are way too short
      5 1
    • Yeah we peaked in the 70s now it’s all downhill
      7 3
    • It's called the Grateful Dead you uncultured swine
      5 3
    • That’s more the 80s but alright
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    • They also had sex.lots of sex.everybody was fucking everybody
      4 1
    • All ifunny is, is just late Reddit
      4 1
    • Oh and most of them were actually reasonable people who had healthy habits.
      5 1
    • 2112 - Rush
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    • Also the fat acceptance Health at Every Size movements didn't exist
      WeiRdly 16d
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    • that’s why I’m skinny now
      4 1
    • Take me back
      HyperxG 16d
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    • Did they do coke so they could dance to the songs or did the songs make them want to do coke?
      duvayne 16d
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    • Or acid and listen to Dogs by Pink Floyd
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    • They also didn’t sit on Twitter all day and ingest a 100 grams of sugar a day
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    • Who has actually done coke raise your hand 🖐
      Tate66 16d
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    • They also had less fast food and no internet for fat people to cry about discrimination
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    • Yeah but those 17 minute songs are actually made with thought and love of music unlike today’s shitty mainstream musicians. Free Bird, Stairway to Heaven, Hey Jude, War Pigs, etc 👌🏻.
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    • sounds like pink floyd to me
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    • And there wasn’t a multi billion dollar fast food industry designed to get you addicted to sugar and fat
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    • I thought the 80’s had the big coke problem?
      4 2
    • And also they didn’t eat like complete crap all the time
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    • No we’re just all extremely lazy due to so many conveniences
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    • We need to go back minus the racism
      3 1
    • How’s doing molly and raving any different?
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    • Dogs- Pink Floyd- 17:05- 1977
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    • And fast food wasn’t corporate
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    • Dont forget the rock and metal fans were sacrificing goats to satan
      3 1
    • Or they didn't stuff themselves with "diet" and "fat free" sodas and foods that are much worse than the original. The fat free revolution of the 70s is literally killing Americans.
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    • Is Pepsi ok?
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    • The only reason I would go back in time would be to invest in stock and go listen to all my favorite prog bands live since they’re all dead/retired now 😢
      Ravuhn 16d
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    • ? Music in the 70’s was often short so they could be put on the radio, the longer the sound the harder it was to get on the radio so everyone made close to 3 minute songs
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    • That and the American diet didn't incorporate sugar in the ways we do now nowadays
      EggsyB 16d
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    • Comon they had to do more than that...they did um. They had the........um.......Did the 70s even really happen?
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    • Pink Floyd's echoes is a good example. 23 MINUTES.
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    • They also didn’t eat a shit ton of fast food like all these fat ass chicks today.
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    • Zoinks. That's why shaggy is so powerful
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    • And they didnt have highly modified foods, modified to have more sugar, be larger and have less nutrition so your body needs more of them..
      mreusaf 16d
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    • Deep Purple, Live in Japan ‘72: Space Truckin’ with a 15 min guitar solo baby!
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    • The 80s was basically a gas shortage and a flock of Seagulls
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    • Oh the good old days, when the music was great, the world was not in a race war and COKE was everywhere.
      3 2
    • Or maybe it’s because nobody pretended morbid obesity is perfectly healthy
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    • Now people don’t have a long enough attention span to listen to a song more than 2 minutes long. Y’all never just chill out and listen to Octavarium or In the Presence of Enemies Parts 1 & 2
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    • Also the AIDS
      Guitara 16d
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    • They also didn’t eat out everyday and stare at a screen all day everyday like us
      3 1
    • John Bonham was alive in the 70s can I go back
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    • I thought the 80s was coke
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    • It’s bc the effects of fast food consumption didn’t take place yet.
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    • I've always wondered why the people in the 70's footage looked so slender
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    • Petition to legally bring the 70s back
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    • Disco is great...dis co....dis coke is great
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    • Not coke LSD
      2 1
    • Animals is a great album
      2 1
    • IN A GADDA DA VIDA BABY
      2 1
    • Hell yeah!!! If that's how it was let's bring back the 70's!!!!
      sdixo1 15d
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    • 80s is where its at
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    • Yeah... or they didn’t eat nonstop and blame it on genetics or a bad thyroid.
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    • When coke was coke and not cat piss mixed with turpentine
      2 1
    • Wait... we stopped doing that?
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    • (Railing a fat line of blow) Won’t you flyyy flyyyyyy freee birddddd!!
      Zepfan6 16d
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    • Iron butterfly has a song that’s 17 minutes long
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    • Jamming to led zeppelin queen and pink floyd is enough reason to be a 70s person
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    • When America was great
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    • Why can’t we be more like that
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    • Umm, hi skinny white man over here. Breaker breaker, we got a big mama and papa story hater on the villa. Over and out.
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    • Echoes by Pink Floyd
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    • PODEPOM 16d
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    • Heroin. Coke was an 80’s drug you uncultured swine
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    • Now it's just Pepsi and grabbing the remote to change that 15 second theme song that drives you up the wall
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    • What a time to be alive
      heDED 16d
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    • Maybe it was because the food they ate was less horrible than it is now
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    • They also had smaller meal portions and wanted to fit a societal view that women should be skinny
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    • And there were less minorities
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    • at least they were good songs
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    • Dont forget meth! They did hellah meth
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    • Better than having land whales everywhere
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    • Yea now everyone’s smoking weed and eating munchy meals
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    • Less processed foods and more active.
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    • Ill never understand the stigma around songs longer than 5 minutes
      2 1
    • ...and then had kids who today are running the world and being our retarded bosses
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    • PBSkid 16d
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