That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
26 sep 2020
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
Who did it better?
She's got my seal of approval!
salad_memes_boi salad_memes_boi
3 jun
Who did it better? She's got my seal of approval!
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV
(confused unga bunga)
Lo_mein_mayne Lo_mein_mayne
9 dec 2020
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV (confused unga bunga)
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
I just wanted to take some cute pics in my new bathing suit. And here comes my dad... stealing my spotlight
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
10 sep 2020
I just wanted to take some cute pics in my new bathing suit. And here comes my dad... stealing my spotlight
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much - I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much
Satou_Kazuma_ Satou_Kazuma_
23 sep 2020
I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much - I haven't seen my dog since I started college, I miss him so much
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
smooth_stolen_panda smooth_stolen_panda
27 jan
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
SpareParts SpareParts
26 sep 2020
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
ad
"Hey girl are you gorilla glue?"
"Cause I can't get you off my head"
From:)
uniqueshysky uniqueshysky
11 feb
ad "Hey girl are you gorilla glue?" "Cause I can't get you off my head" From:)
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
smol_borb smol_borb
17 mar
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away You're as beautiful as the day I lost you