That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird.
PLATE
GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD
WEIGHT
TONNES
PM
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
23 sep 2020
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird. PLATE GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD WEIGHT TONNES PM
Me showing Satan all the
Yo Momma jokes I told to
the kids at the orphanage
ArousedPeanut ArousedPeanut
19 may
Me showing Satan all the Yo Momma jokes I told to the kids at the orphanage
Everyone: Buff dog isn't real, he can't hurt you
Buff Dog:
He's just standing there... ME
NACINGLY
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
Everyone: Buff dog isn't real, he can't hurt you Buff Dog: He's just standing there... ME NACINGLY
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
AnnaKushina AnnaKushina
25 sep 2020
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
pisspot35 pisspot35
2 jun
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
Water
Ice julce
Ocean sauce
Fish air
Secrets Secrets
26 sep 2020
Water Ice julce Ocean sauce Fish air
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
Shatwildcop Social Distancing is STILL in effect ya'll...
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub
"The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First
Black samurai ~ Odada
TheSadWhiteCrayon
24 sep 2020
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub "The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First Black samurai ~ Odada
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
29d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
General_Pigeon General_Pigeon
26 dec 2020
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan 2021
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
Says That He's 'Down With The
Sickness"
Ricky_tpb_2 Ricky_tpb_2
3 aug 2020
Says That He's 'Down With The Sickness"