THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN
EATING BANANA!
introvertcastle introvertcastle
4 jun
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN EATING BANANA!
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises*
Cats:
Activating instant kill.
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises* Cats: Activating instant kill.
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_ THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_
26 sep 2020
Nobody: Small dogs when they see a big dog that could easily kill them:
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
HonkeyKong14 HonkeyKong14
4 dec 2020
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
Erwin Schrodinger
ae & online
TODAY
Is the cat alive? 93.45
No No
No No
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Type a message @
Thrust_2020 Thrust_2020
25 sep 2020
Erwin Schrodinger ae & online TODAY Is the cat alive? 93.45 No No No No NoNo NoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No No NoNoNoNo NoNoNo No No No No NoNoNo NoNoNo Type a message @
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
The average hot dog machine will have
547,500 wieners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime
JUST LIKE YOU
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
25 sep 2020
The average hot dog machine will have 547,500 wieners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime JUST LIKE YOU
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us
He's not dead, just very condescending
pastelInsertrave5 pastelInsertrave5
17 jun
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us He's not dead, just very condescending
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance
if
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance if