THAT MOMENT WHEN RETENTION ASKS
WHAT YOU'RE DOING AFTER THE MILITARY:
DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE A GUY WITH A PLAN?-
MilitaryLife MilitaryLife
5 apr 2020
THAT MOMENT WHEN RETENTION ASKS WHAT YOU'RE DOING AFTER THE MILITARY: DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE A GUY WITH A PLAN?-
ANIME DOG
ANIME DOG
Flamin_Memes Flamin_Memes
24 sep 2020
ANIME DOG ANIME DOG
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
World's oldest person
breaks her own record by turning 117
That's lot of dam iis
Flamineous Flamineous
10 nov 2020
World's oldest person breaks her own record by turning 117 That's lot of dam iis
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso
Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario
Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo.
After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
14 dec 2020
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo. After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
NEW - Finland has becomed the country in Europe to deploy "coronavirus-sniffing dogs" to 'sniff out the virus'. The dogs will be used at the country's main international airport in Helsinki
The dogs:
this smalls like corona
SyriaC SyriaC
23 sep 2020
NEW - Finland has becomed the country in Europe to deploy "coronavirus-sniffing dogs" to 'sniff out the virus'. The dogs will be used at the country's main international airport in Helsinki The dogs: this smalls like corona
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
IHateJake42069 IHateJake42069
21 sep 2020
Fat ass cat in a tuxedo
THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_ THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_
26 sep 2020
Nobody: Small dogs when they see a big dog that could easily kill them:
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
HorniTheImp HorniTheImp
4 oct 2020
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
oh god
the joe
too
sloppy
oh god the joe too sloppy
Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You