• That look the DM gives you
after rolling a ton of dice
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    • “Whats your max hp?”
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    • .”..does a 35 hit you?” “A FUCKING THIRTY FIVE? Jesus fuck yes it hits. Fuck you dude”
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    • “You better start rolling again” “for what?” “A new character sheet”
      Promised 7 jul
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    • "Take 40 fire damage" "im a tiefling i have resistance so i take half" "that was half"
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    • Dragons & Dragons
      Gibby421 7 jul
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    • "Do we have another character sheet, just incase"
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    • I make my players leave when they die. Idgaf if it's your house Daryl it's not your campaign.
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    • "Just lay it on m-" "You are instantly vaporised." 🙃
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    • “Hey uh, what’s your perception again?”
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    • i played D&D for the first time yesterday, really short session. is it normal to have to amputate the rouge’s hand and cut out his kidney within the first 30 minutes or is he just a dumbass?
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    • DM *starts to narrate how your character gets both decapitated and cut in half
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    • A good lizard DM is very rare.
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    • I had to once roll 12 dice to figure out how much the final boss took in damage on the first hit. (Knife storm was too over powered and the bard used only that.) Long story short, they one shotted a boss with over 10000 health.
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    • "does a 32 hit?" he asks the lvl 3 cleric
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    • The he starts muttering under his breath and hands you a character sheet.
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    • When you see the DM roll the dice and the dm asks what your AC is, and then hands you a new sheet
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    • Heres a bowl of cookies for your troubles
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    • He’s asks what your health is then let’s out a chuckle
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    • "Alright, uhhh roll 4d6 for me. And do it again. And again" "What am i rolling for exactly?" "A new character"
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    • Dragons & dragons was a nice touch
      Oshawatt 7 jul
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    • I play a cleric who goes by Racist Joe and as you may guess I cause many issues in our diverse party
      The234 7 jul
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    • Your guys dm ever look at you with THAT look, and then take a long breath through his teeth? That's when you know your fucked.
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    • Beardies are the best
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    • I relate to this. I’m a dm and they roll the dice and you just go “oh no.”
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    • “Are you sure you want to do this?”
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    • “How much do you like your character?”
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    • It bugs me the DM doesn't show you their roll. Like seriously I don't believe you Jason so no I won't leave my own house after you fake my death
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    • My DM after I rolled 196d4 for dmg
      dierswj 7 jul
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    • Dragons & Dragons
      Mens 9 jul
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    • Wait it's all dragons?
      DCWall 7 jul
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    • That's a dragon
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    • Rango
      Rango_ 9 jul
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    • “You die”
      haHAA_ 9 jul
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    • The look people give you when you tell them you don’t play d&d
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    • I ROLL TO SEDUCE-
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    • “What was you ac?”
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    • Roll 3d6, six times
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    • Can we talk about it being dragons and dragons
      PI77A 7 jul
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    • Lvl 2 AC 20 and a cloak that makes all melee attacks have disadvantage and a DM that insists on using the actual dice rolls, I never get hit, this dude is screwed when I get full plate
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    • You rolled a 35 but you're still racist
      GLoomis 7 jul
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    • *haha you guys are fucked*
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    • I wanna get into D&D, but when I want to have fun my mind just grinds me to a hault before I can enjoy things. I just wanna play video games, man :(
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    • Rolls all 1s
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    • Myself and a few friends are gonna try this out someday. It’s gonna be a shitshow considering none of us will know what’s going on
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    • Cock & ball torture
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    • "76 damage is half"
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    • Its not good maaannn
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    • Shark skin is smooth
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    • I made an Aarakocra based off the species of The White Bellbird and it can make a sound that’s as loud as a Saturn rocket taking off which can cause concrete to melt.
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    • Make a new character
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    • Dragons & Dragons
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    • "Id start rolling" "for what" "a new character"
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    • Fucking virgins
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    • People actually play Dungeons and Dragons? Cringe
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    • “Dragons and Dragons”
      zaddey 10 jul
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    • "Perception check" rolls. "You find nothing. "
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    • I just cant get into DnD. You just make stuff up and whatever happens is made up. So how can anyone know what truley happens when it's all just based off dice and you gotta somehow come up with a sequence of events. Just comes off as unfaithful or random
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    • Me:*A level 5 half elf bard* Dm:"Does a 40 hit"
      iBandit 10 jul
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    • Out of 30 dice you failed everything saving throw
      spotkill 10 jul
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    • Me
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    • “Dragons and Dragons”
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    • Dragons and Dragons. Hmm
      Azwrix 9 jul
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    • My DM's face when I stumble onto an orc warband and they stsrt chuckin javelins:
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    • I never get my players into encounters they can't beat, but they just so happen to be retarded. The wizard, who has and uses teleport often and had more than enough spell slots, got submerged in the world's strongest glue, and instead of teleporting out, he just suffocated to death. For 3 turns. Fml
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    • "what's your ac again?". "Im so sorry." Hands you. A new character sheet
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    • "Hey bud, theoretically speaking; if you died, would you be mad? I'm just curious, it's not related to this battle I swear."
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    • We died to metal cobras. I was a fucking goblin named Steve
      Deetz 9 jul
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    • Ah yes, dragons & dragons
      NlGGAH 9 jul
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    • The dm after the bard uses seduction on the over level dragon queen
      fooper 9 jul
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    • Now that’s a DM I can trust
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    • "Dragons & Dragons"
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    • Guys, I've been using one shots as a way of bringing my group through a bunch of situations using the same characters, and they're starting to ask me to do one big campaign. I'm not good at writing stories or keeping the players on the path without railroading. What should I do?
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    • Ah yes dragons and dragons
      Sacarver 9 jul
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    • My dm did this and looked at one of the party members and said. “Are you left handed?” Mfs arm got sliced off
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    • Mmm yes, my favorite tabletop RPG "Dragons & Dragons"
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    • I was fighting kobolds with my group and he gave one of the players this look when he remembered a racial trait they have that allows multiple attacks in one turn
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    • Mine has a limit and he just says, "That's too many dice, let me get my app." Then pulls out his tablet and decimates whatever was unlucky enough to incur the wrath of the DM
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    • Seriously want to play one day
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    • Everyone in the comments of D&D posts talk like they know everything about it and then there’s me who knows nothing, and wants to get into it.
      nrf81 8 jul
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    • My group and I were fighting a hydra and I hammel stoneface the hermit Druid polymorphed myself into a Trex and he hit me for 105 damage lmao I was talking to my buddy to my left and said chances are he’s gonna focus me again after I hit and he just looked at me and nodded lmao 55 dmg but I lived
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    • Are we just not going to talk about how it says dragons and dragons
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    • Yes, Dragons and Dragons, my favorite game
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    • I roll to seduce the dragon
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    • Dragons and dragons
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    • "....How much health do you have again?"
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