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q @tinybed
im gonna cowboy up god willin
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    • Time to nut up or shut up
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    • I’m gonna say this to my gf when she’s on her period
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    • “You gonna say something or just stand there and bleed.” -Wyatt Earp
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    • That bumper sticker is on a Subaru Outback which is a lesbian mobile
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    • Lesbian cowboys never let a little blood get in their way.
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    • So so close to a badass tombstone quote
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    • huh. what Bible verse is this?
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    • Says the fucking Subaru outback driver
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    • Fun story, my little cousin (4) broke his arm on a trampoline, my aunty took him to the doctor and the doctor was like grabbing his arm and poking it and he told him it didn’t hurt. So my aunty took him back home and my lil cousin goes to his brothers and yells “hey u cowboyed up” pt.1
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    • Nothing says cowboy up quite like a Japanese eco SUV
      Curvz 25 jun
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    • No one here has seen the movie tombstone and it shows
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    • On a Subaru, no less
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    • You sorry fuckers need to watch tombstone
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    • Me with a bullet lodged in my spine trying to get up off my paralyzed ass, justa bleeding out
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    • Think I might just bleed
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    • Some real Joel energy right there, especially at the University.
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    • What kind of cowboy drives a Subaru?
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    • Me after I cum
      TNTNuke 25 jun
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    • Sack up or back up
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    • stop judging me and let me bleed
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    • Doesn’t mean much to me coming from the back of a Subaru Outback
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    • Wild how it’s on a fucking Subaru Outback
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    • Just fuck my period cramps then... bruh
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    • I thought this was about a chick having sex on her period. Oops
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    • Reminds me of Micha in RDR2 when Arthur dies
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    • Enough tampon commercials
      FDobbs 25 jun
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    • Weird way to ask your girl to do cowgirl position while she's on her period
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    • Poor Soul, He Was Just Too High Strung
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    • Goddamnit my ex use to say "cowboy up" all the time, damn I kinda miss him
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    • The first 15 mins before there are a lot of comments is a shitshow on this app. Wanna see porn: check. Weirdest pictures in the world: check. “Marty, I’m scared!”
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    • Yeah I’m also going to join a gang of cowboys and steal stuff until I have a big bounty on me. Then I’m going to disappear
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    • Oh is that all I have to do when I have my period every 3 months?
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    • Darn tootin’
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    • Who would win, me or this bigass shark
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    • when i run over a group of rioters
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    • Draw
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    • When daddy fucks you too hard but hes tired and wants you to get ontop
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    • Isnt this what micah says to arthur the last time they see eachother
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    • “Cowboy up!” Engie
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    • The actual quote from Wyatt Earp in tombstone is “you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?” Said after he slapped the double dog shit out of a card dealer.
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    • So is this pull yourself up by your bootstraps bs, or something else?
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    • Quote from tombstone. Fantastic movie
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