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    • "I'll put a baby in you but can you handle the Neutron style"
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    • Can it come in orange?
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    • Black. No I don’t mean the race. I mean pitch black. I want this baby to absorb more sunlight than a roof in July.
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    • My husband said “the 3 we have aren’t enough?”
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    • Been trying for a little over 6 months now with my wife. If one of us texted the other this, it would just be like “I know this”
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    • I texted my boyfriend this and he said "what brand"
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    • I know a girl who stopped taking her birth control to get pregnant then told her bf she was pregnant by saying "I want a baby". He said, "I don'twant kids", so she tossed the test at him and said, "too late". Trapped that poor boy.
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    • My bf said "okay then let's make one babe" guess who's getting dickkk
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    • Y'all that are saying "How to lose a bf/gf 101" looking like 🤡. The whole point of dating is to find the one person you're gonna spend the rest of your life with. If they ghost you because of that text then they don't wanna be with you for that long and it's their loss tbh.
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    • Does he mean that he’s gonna steal a baby
      Chilaye 16 aug
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    • My gf texted me that and I was like “no, your 17 without a job” (I’m 18)
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    • My boyfriend said “but you’re my baby!!!”
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    • I texted my fiance that and she said "yeah but once we get married, and aren't in thousands of dollars of debt." Goals boys
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    • "Babe, you're drunk"
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    • Mine said you’re already pregnant
      saphiira 17 aug
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    • I can’t say that because my gf will be all “awwww really??? Omg ok so if it’s a girl...” and I wouldn’t have the heart to tell her it’s a joke
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    • AtinaBina 15 aug
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    • I like the fact woman think it’s cool to mess with a mans emotions by throwing a big life question at them so they can post it on social media to possibly make fun of.
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    • Blue, if it was green it would die.
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    • Mine said “Hell I am one”
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    • Buying kids like I’m Donald trump
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    • Her: “I want a baby” Him: *gets a toy baby*
      Ediece 16 aug
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    • "What color"
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    • Auto capitalization gang rise up
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    • Text your girlfriend “your moms pussy is tighter” and see how she responds.
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    • Just found out my wife was pregnant a few days ago, guess I'd just say "you're welcome"
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    • Mine just said “gotta get a house first at least”. Fair. Needed a comma, but fair.
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    • mine just said "same😊" like boi u were supposed to say smth stupid
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    • Anyone else think of Creed
      suphoes 15 aug
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    • Bill Clinton to Jeffery Epstein, circa 2011.
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    • BIGMAG 15 aug
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    • Some assembly required
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    • Wtf does that mean
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    • My wife due in march. Thanks ifunny
      user1tom a month
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    • Don't play with your man's emotions like that if you're not already planning on having a baby just to see his reaction.
      MotherMesa a month
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    • He opened the message, and after two minutes responded with "Why"
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    • How to lose a boyfriend 102
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    • Mahesvara 16 aug
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    • Her: I want a baby. Him: I have to go get some milk
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    • Okay in a guy and I’m ready to admit I’d say “some day soon, hopefully twins”
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    • "Honey Shrek isn't real, we can't have a green skinned b- honey Yoda doesn't exist eithe- no, Megamind is- stop-"
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    • Some how the trans community is going to feel left out by this.
      mrxxxx 15 aug
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    • My bf probably just say "hell naw we broke"
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    • My reaction:
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    • Is medium rare okay?
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    • How to get dumped in less than 5 mins tutorial
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    • Bitches acting like that says anything about the relationship. It's called not making life changing decisions based on a one-sided whim in the relationship
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    • I hate babies, to be perfectly honest.
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    • Your boyfrined is Creed??
      legacy25 a month
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    • My fiance said "turn around" xD
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    • I wanna have a asian son, so that his dad (me) black and my wife a hot natural blond asian, my son will be the fucking Bruce Lee but blasian (blasian the mix of black and asian right?)
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    • I have made it 600 days in iFunny!
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    • I want that bitch to be reflective
      Lcdude 15 aug
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    • “gimme an orange one” and thus, donald trump was born.
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    • “And I want a 3 way”
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    • Wait what the fuck does he mean give me a week and what color
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    • jeb_
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    • I’d just say ok because I’m gonna marry her in the next 2 years anyways
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    • Yea we probably could. I think we could handle it and it would be nice to start a family together
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    • Is this an Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference
      Mijawluvins a month
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    • I'd have to have a boyfriend to do that lol
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    • Don't text your boyfriend that you want a baby, that's the stupidest thing ever.
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    • Guys how about we text our girlfriends and tell them we want a baby🤯🤯😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 ITLL BE FUNNY I PROMISE
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    • My sister did this to me I'm a dad now
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    • Bold of you to assume i have a love life
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    • I am the baby. Feed me
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    • Yall got chartreuse
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    • My gf just had brain surgery 6 days ago and already wants to fuck. She's pumped full of so many antibiotics, there's no way her birth control is working.
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    • This is why u hoes single
      deshybear 15 aug
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    • This man opened his girl’s text the same minute she sent it, that’s a keeper
      privatei 15 aug
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    • Here's a thought: unless you're serious about a baby, dont do this
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    • Text your girlfriend "I want to get married" and then see her response 🤣😂 and then eventually tell her it was because of this.
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    • “I want a baby” “go get one noon”
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    • I did this once and he said "I'll buy you one. They only live 2-5 years. It's cruel to keep them alive longer than that"
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    • And this is where I’d post the text response from my GF.... IF I HAD ONE.
      MynameisZ a month
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    • I have a 3 month old I better not hear her say this until he’s at least 3 years old
      mindless97 a month
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    • I like the color option, but I also wanna chose the age.
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    • Just to let everyone know, he is referencing to a toy.
      BilKlinton a month
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    • But I'm already pregnant
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    • I'm at subway eating lunch right now n that made me liget lol and people looked at me weird
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    • Transparent
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    • I'll do this with my girl. I'll post it in a little
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    • I was thinking go get a furry child or reptile idk but pets are easier than kids
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    • “For what”
      Erxi 16 aug
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    • someone give me a baby for my birthday pls
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    • He's about to commit a felony for you, bitch... you marry him and you suck his dick an absolute MINIMUM of 3 times a week.
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    • Someone remind me to do this tomorrow when hes not in the room with me so it might actually be funny
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    • Lmao some turbo virgin on here reported my first comment as "highly inappropriate". Imagine getting so upset about something on Ifunny that you have to report it.
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