• TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79
PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE
DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN
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= Il have several questions.
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    • Don't need much of a disguise, look at those ears
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    • No wonder why they all said the alien looked the same, mfer straight look like a fucking alien
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    • no reaction image this time, enjoy
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    • With those ears he already be looking like an alien
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    • Careful what you say about him, he could definitely hear you.
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment for nudes if you want em
      LewdShopManagerEcho 28 jun
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    • Yeah I got a question, why is my dick rock hard right now?
      SCP_173 28 jun
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    • Shoulda stopped 10 people ago
      CarFriend 29 jun
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    • Makeup and media has ruined hoaxes for me. It has to be damn fucking convincing to actually make me believe I'm witnessing a supernatural or extraterrestrial event
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    • Can confirm, I was one of those 79 people. He has very soft hands and nice looking feet btw
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    • Hes lying it's a coverup
      joeboma 29 jun
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    • The fucker looks like golem
      shade103 30 jun
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    • Wait, you mean Xantar of Antares LIED to me!? He was my first! I WAS SAVING MYSELF! (sob)
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    • And he was paid very well by the CIA
      zerosober 28 jun
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    • Ear to head ratio on this guy is off the charts
      Tyymann 28 jun
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    • So that's why he wasn't at the family reunion last week
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    • Nothing surprises me anymore.
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    • Take a moment to reflect on your life.
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    • Wonder what he looks like under that alien disguise.
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    • That dude's name was Shep and he owned a store in bumfucked Egypt called Shep's goods. He sold jerkey and then jack links contracted with him because his meats were "too good". Jack links did a test in Shep's meats to see what was in them and they found out that the meat was that of his dead interns
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    • _Calvin_ 28 jun
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    • Florida man: Is it possible to learn this power?
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    • Take that number down 10 then he'd be a real legend
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    • Anyone remember an animated video from back in the day where these aliens are about to probe this guy but they have this deep conversation about probing is probably wrong and then they just probe him anyway with a huge fucking staff with spikes and shit?
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    • Y’all ever seen human centipede
      _AD_ 28 jun
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    • Elven looking ass
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    • somewhat resembles that old dude from monster house
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    • Human centipede?
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    • Florida man < Texan man
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    • Although I too would have questions, I don't think I want them answered..
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    • AmerikanKarnage why’d they let him wear the disguise in the mugshot?
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    • Those are some large ears
      Weird 28 jun
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    • Damn Florida you really gonna let Texas show you up like that?
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    • Is this your average Texan?
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    • brony 28 jun
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    • Yea well I have crippling depression
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    • bit sad innit
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • Dude looks like the Falmer from skyrim.
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    • Bruh, wtf
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    • Yes! Such as how he did it. What methods he used and what his costume looked like and where I could get one
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    • Green dude from dragon ball z
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    • God I wish that were me
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    • Its a cover-up.
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    • I wander how the whole alien anal probing idea started. Guy goes to the doctor with some random object stuck up his ass. Doctor asks how it got there. Guy says "aliens abducted me" even though he actually is just too embarrassed to say he put it there.
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    • Lol theyd say anything to get the mofos off their backs about ET
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    • What if he’s just actually an alien and using that as a cover
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    • I looked it up, he’d drug people with LSD or PCP and even decorated his car interior to look like an operation room. His victims were usually on the margins of society, which is why he was able to get away with it for so long.
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    • That man prob gets 200+ channels with them antenna
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    • I have one: why wasn’t I one of the chosen??
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    • He should’ve stopped like 10 people ago
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    • He's a half elf with those ears
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    • I don't know about being disguised like a alien, what planet is he from
      tman00 1 jul
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    • Dressed as Spock? Jesus, do you pick up local radio and cable with those things?
      Porklox 1 jul
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    • That's cool but I haven't seen titties before so...
      MemeFry 1 jul
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    • I mean shit he didnt need a disguise
      cabedey1 1 jul
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    • Dumbo
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    • I guess we call it probing now
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    • He’s still in disguise in that photo right?
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    • He needs to back offa those dwarves
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    • Don’t kink shame me
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    • Kinda Sad I didn't see him
      Raharu 30 jun
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    • Disguised?
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    • Call him an Alien and study him.
      hutime1 30 jun
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    • He didn’t need a disguise
      norange12 30 jun
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    • No u don't
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    • Frog cult
      Frog_Cult 30 jun
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    • Do u get satellite with those ears dawg!
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    • Florida man shook
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    • Imean why the costume tho he looks like an alien already
      Mr_Indica 30 jun
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    • Aliens aren't real just demons in disguise. GOD bless be safe out there
      Zoten7 30 jun
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    • Looks like freaking Piccolo
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    • It’s so he could misinform the public bout the peaceful aliens
      justaride 30 jun
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    • Why didn't they take off the disguise for his mugshot?
      GmanV 30 jun
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    • He already looks like an alien
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    • Is he Yoda
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    • Look at those ears. Holy shit
      SuppDood 30 jun
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    • This dude single handedly creating an entire alien conspiracy lmao
      DirtyDog 30 jun
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    • Plz remember most abductions happen in knome alaska, has also been confirmed by FBI
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    • He looks like the evil alien who probed me a few years back
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