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    • As a Texan this is true
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    • We brag about Texas because all other states are inferior and need to be reminded of it
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    • Texas is like the America of America
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    • As a superior Texan i can confirm this as false for i would never wait 10 minutes
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    • Well, Texas is literally better than any other state
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    • Texas is the best state though we're just proud of it
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    • Texas is the Alpha state
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    • How many other states where there own nation? That's right just Texas so we get to brag he'll where the only state that can fly are flag as high as the us flag only state with a taller capital only state with it's own power grid and water grid so fuck you we are superior
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    • How many Texans don’t like the city of Austin taking a poll here
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    • That's true, I live in Louisiana and all they ever talk about is how Texas is better than anywhere else
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    • Texan master race
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    • Whataburger is our religion here in Texas
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    • Remember the Alamo? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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    • I said it before and I’ll say it again: as a Californian, these Texans have every right to brag
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    • But I mean they can. Because Texas is better than everyone else
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    • Oh come we don’t need to brag about being the best state everyone already knows we are
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    • Not as bad as the douche bags from California or New York tho
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    • As a Texan. The rest of you are inferior and therefore owe us a “Bitches” tax.
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    • Litteraly have my cowboy hat on rn and I can confirm this...btw yalls states suck compared to texas
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    • Reminder for fellow Texan, if you haven't spoken about our superiority in the last couple of minutes you need to right now.
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    • People hate Texas because they live in shitty plsces like Cali ornNew york
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    • "I too am extraordinarily from Humble" ;) Mostly only people from Texas will understand.
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    • As a Texan, I'm sorry, us Texans are just superior beings.
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    • I like Texas because its mere existence triggers elitist snobs.
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    • “...Hey Patrick, What am I?”
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    • All chips and salsa at all restaurants that serves it is free, gas, land, taxes, and imports are generally cheap, we have a separate electrical grid so no blackouts like the one in New York, we have a militia, Whataburger, Buckees, as well as Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, and El Paso
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    • United States of America? You mean Texas and his 49 bitches?
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    • There's a town in Texas called Humble. Checkmate atheists.
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    • To be fair I'm Michigan born and raised and I brag about Texas all the time.
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    • I reckon that we whomst live in the lone star state (yeeyee bubba) are being plotted against by our own, what we thought to be, allies.
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    • I'm from denver and I think Texas deserves to brag, Houston is fucking awesome just on its own
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    • This is so fucking fake. God this really pisses me off okay not every Texan is like that??? We are different people and whoever it is that takes 10 minutes in between praising Texas isn’t one of us okay? The average is about 5 minutes for a real Texan
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    • Texas is the biggest state in the mainland. I’ll be back in 10 minutes
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    • TEXAS, greatest country of all time.
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    • I am moving to Texas Monday!
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    • I’m starting to hate my home state of Texas. Getting too overcrowded and In the last 5 years 80% of the population turned into Californians or Indians and they’re ruining it
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    • I'm from New York but Texas is better
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    • I fucking hate the weather in Texas but it by far has the best government in the nation. I wish California or Washington had the government of Texas
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    • Texas is the only state that matters
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    • As a Texan, I can confirm.
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    • As a Texan, I can confirm that we are all extraordinarily humble
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    • Texans are easiest people to piss off
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    • As a Texan I approve
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    • Texas should get Independence like usa got Independence from Britain
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    • 10 minutes is up lets brag about our amazing state
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    • Sorry, I don’t speak “my state history can be taught in a six week course”.
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    • Texas is the best tho
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    • Why is there a floating cowboy hat?
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    • I'm a texan. And we don't brag about ourselves. Us texans are way too good to do that
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    • As a texan...yall dont have HEB
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    • If it wasn't for the god awful weather I think I'd move there tbh. Heat is the one thing in this life I can't stand and I would miss snow so damn much
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    • Anyone who hates texas has never been there
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    • Texas is the best state change my mind (I live in cali)
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    • Shit when you're the best state you can do whatever. Fuck yall for being to shit to understand
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    • I live in Texas and this is very true. DID YOU KNOW THAT WE GET TO EXPERIENCE EVERY TYPE OF WEATHER IN ONE WEEK
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    • Texas is nothing to brag about it’s like my girlfriend FLAT AS FUCK
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    • Don’t mess with TEXAS
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    • That's pretty got dang accurate, I tell ya what
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    • Wish I was back in texasssssss the oceans no place for a squirrel
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    • Just moved to Houston a year ago. This shit is true
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    • Honestly, I bring up on how great Texas is to almost every conversation
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    • We won't be bragging much longer with all these Cali fucks and Jew yorkers bringing along their cancerous progressive ideologies and ruining our state. Seriously stay out we don't want you here
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    • Texas is pretty dope
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    • God damn it feels good to be superior
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    • Texas is just better
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    • Y'all just jealous ya don't have a spongebob episode
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    • Texans. R I S E
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    • Sounds like someone is jealous.
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    • As a Texan, I can say that Texas is the best state in the United States of Texas. Go Texas
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    • That's how badass it is
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    • As a Texan this is true
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    • As someone who moves to Texas I can confirm that that is the topic of 60% of all conversations. The remaining 40% about chic fil a and sweet tea
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    • I only have one thing to say, Bucc-ees
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    • Almost everyone in this chat including me is from Texas wtf
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    • The only states that exist are Texas, California, Florida, and New York
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    • Accurate
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    • Texas the best in the US, we got cows, we got steak, we got bipolar weather, we got yeehaws
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    • Honestly this is true and I regret nothing
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    • Until the Democrats that destroyed California end up fucking it all up for us
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    • Texans are from Texas
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    • Nothing like Texas weather 🤠
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    • The only people who hate Texas r liberals
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    • You laugh at us, but who has guns and Whataburger? Us that's who 🖕
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    • Damn right, you know I'm from Texas
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    • I love how people are like “ugh I hate Texas ahh yea so edgy,” but then talk a little quieter when someone mentions that Texas comparatively has such little government intervention, the largest and most successful independent economy, and such low crime rate that it brings down the national average.
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    • Non-Texans think it's strange because they don't live in places worth bragging about
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    • Petition to have the Chile flag emoji replaced with texas flag
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    • I'm not even from Texas and I brag about Texas
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