• Tell a
girl she's beautiful
a million times and she'll
never
notice.
Call her fat once and
she'll never forget it.
Because
elephants
never
forget.
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    • There was a fat girl in my middle school who held a grudge against a guy who called her fat in fucking kindergarten
      katto_boi 20 jun
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    • “You probably have a small dick”
      Skrunky 20 jun
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    • My pp too small for thiccer women
      UncleFaba 20 jun
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    • And this is why we never address the elephant in the room...
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    • *calls her beautiful a million and one times*
      glitch303 20 jun
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    • PorkSword 20 jun
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    • zerosober 20 jun
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    • Chubby girls are fine, but chubby guys are disgusting... double standards are real here people.
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    • An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
      whybother 20 jun
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    • Dude I feel like some memes make a comeback after 10 years
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    • So much funnier the 100th time
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    • They had us going in the first half not gonna lie 🤣🤣
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    • My abs disagree
      tictac1 23 jun
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    • Don’t call anyone fat man or woman
      C_H_R_IS 23 jun
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    • I thought fat girls were whales?
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    • True
      BLewy56 20 jun
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    • We just not gonna talk about the website names?
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    • Gabe
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    • There was this one time that I was dating a girl and she asked me if she had a fat ass... Now I'm blacklisted on dating sites and my name has been spread that I'm some asshole, misogynistic pig or some shit and I haven't had a woman talk to me since 2016. Never tell a girl she's got a juicy ass.
      _MAST3R_ 20 jun
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    • It’s because of negativity bias
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    • I mean, I prefer fat girls
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    • Trust me - it's not the same girl hearing those two messages. First girl is told she's beautiful all the time and it loses its meaning. Second girl hears she's fat.
      benniecec 20 jun
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    • But if you compliment a guy we will remember that until the day we die.
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    • Help
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    • Overweight chubby girls are just better tho. Prove me wrong.
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    • Lol btw, do not send this to your woman as a joke.
      T_Mommy 23 jun
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    • Call her skinny and you’ll break her
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    • Everbody type justus ex is a fat elephant
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    • But if she never forgets, how did she not notice me calling her beautiful, the fuck
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    • Idk man. y'all way too sensitive. Some people need to hear that shit to get they big ass moving towards a future where they don't sweat when they speak. Rt.
      spectra56 23 jun
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    • Never compliment a boy, he won't notice.......compliment him once, hell fucking remember it forever
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    • I once had an ex who I called chubby once and she brought it up every day
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    • That elephant can sit on my face
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    • If someone called me beautiful, I'd notice. The girls who don't drown their faces in makeup and buy yoga pant two sizes too small notice. We cherish those kinda of compliments.
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    • An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
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    • This is sadly sometimes true. I complemented my girlfriend enough and she admitted to that but she couldn’t stop wanting more which then led her to feel like I wasn’t good enough
      Stemer326 23 jun
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    • Oof
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    • One time a girl called me fat in JR high, so I called her fat back, and she cried I got sent to the office and got two days detention. Fuck that fat bitch.
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    • Wheres the "its an older meme sir, but it checks out"
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    • HA I cant call my girlfriend fat because she isnt. But... she can call me fat cause I am .
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    • Idky but every time I hear about elephants I can't help but think about Dumbo Drop
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    • Who in Akame Ga would you smash?
      TooGoon 22 jun
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    • There was a girl i was friends with in elementary school that moved, she moved back in my last year of middle school and the school thot brought her to me and they asked if I liked her, I responded with “youve gotten... large” ... I’m smoothbrained. To this day I wonder if she hates me for that
      Darples 22 jun
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    • Bru then the elephant shouldn’t forget the first thing either
      hyejin 22 jun
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    • Ha.
      marvina 22 jun
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    • This isn't even mf funny
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    • Bro if some one calls me beautiful (that I don’t know) once, I’ll fuckin remember that forever. Random kindness is the way into a trance girls heart
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    • Classic. I approve.
      damarlo36 22 jun
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    • They clearly forget me calling them beautiful
      kreammm 22 jun
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    • She won’t forget because it was a mean thing to say and she’s probably already insecure about it
      fellyjo 22 jun
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    • I never leave my house and really don't use social media so i don't got complimemts so things as simple as cheesy pick up lines get me flustered
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    • *trying to be mad; giggling* Jack@ass.
      Angel1031 22 jun
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    • I think you mean cows
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    • Literally spit out my pop laughing, I did not expect that
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    • I did like a farty sounding surprise grunt laugh thing
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    • That’s because people overreact to things they don’t hear often. That’s why guys usually never forget compliments, short people never forget when they’re called “Strong” instead of “Cute”, and gingers go crazy when they’re told they have souls.
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    • So my gf said we were taking a break a moved out, but like 75% of her stuff is still here, I'm confused 😕
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    • Flex tape cant fix that
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    • Ngl if you called me fat I’d probably just laugh and be like “yeah? I sure am.” And forget about it because I really don’t care
      yeeahnope 22 jun
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    • Boomer meme moment
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    • Fatso
      Phoqueyoo 22 jun
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    • Not true. I tell my wife shes beautiful every single day. We have been happily married for 16 years.
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    • Thats so true
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    • I showed my “friend” pictures of me when I was little and he told me, “you looked so cute what happened.” Of course I thought it was a joke and laughed but he didn’t. He told me, “look you’re not bad, you’re toast but definitely not garlic bread.” Or something along those lines and that hurt.
      dat_chloe 21 jun
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    • What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women
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    • Tell me once and I'll be creeped out tbh
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    • Dave chapelle comedy up in here, mclovin it.
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    • Call in a air strike on my location
      ADiabetic 21 jun
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    • Maybe don’t call her fat lol
      PunkFloyd 21 jun
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    • “Elephants never forget, that’s why my dick remembers everything” ~ Childish Gambino
      Farklhun 21 jun
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    • Lol
      E_Money04 21 jun
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    • Elephants are not fat... and cows are not fat either... hippos and whales are... please stop confusing big and fat
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    • That’s right
      Andante 21 jun
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    • The worst insult you can ever give a girl is to tell her she's like all the others.
      Khadgar 21 jun
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    • All girls think their fat okay. Bitch could be a pencil and still think I’m too fat. I think I’m fat alll the time when I’m average weight.
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    • Im surprised that bench hasn’t collapsed
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    • Humans tend to remember bad things people have said/done to them than the good things they’ve done, it’s human nature assholes
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    • Go back to Facebook
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    • This statement contradicts itself
      CatPoop 21 jun
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    • I graduated with a thicker girl and we saw her as the bartender last night. She lost 90 pounds and is actually very attractive now. Good for her!
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    • That's why I don't go for girls who needs em femboys are better
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    • And she’s dumb...o
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    • Told my wife she walked heavy in our upstairs apartment. Probably the biggest mistake thus far.
      The_Pug 21 jun
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    • I’m a girl and I remember every guy irl that called me beautiful because I’m INSECURE
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