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    • Girls aren't even real dumbass
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    • The reddit watermark on the meme is the icing on the cake
      Lukewarm5 23 jul
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    • Everyone who makes these memes has never met a girl.
      kidnikki 23 jul
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    • I love the girl v boys memes that seem to be exclusive to ifunny cause it shows how little ifunny and their users really know about girls
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    • Be honest, how many times do you jack off per day/week/month
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    • Girls who don't masturbate are fucking liars
      Big_Dummy 23 jul
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    • Girls don't masturbate. That's common knowledge
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    • I don’t even need sex. Masturbation works fine. I just want a friend man. A girl who I can cuddle and watch anime or Netflix with. A girl who won’t leave me for a dumb reason like her friends told her to (it’s happened, not fun) a girl who will laugh at my jokes and doesn’t judge me for my 1/2
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    • Whenever I feel the urge I just eat a raw potato
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    • I'm a girl I masterbate everyday sometimes twice a day. The only time I don't is when I have to use a pad to sleep on my periods. But now that I got a menstrual cup the problem is fixed.
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    • Those memes are low effort, sexist and have a stale punchline
      Porx 23 jul
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    • Yo my crush wants to learn how to skateboard. I’m gonna teach her. Wish me luck so I don’t fall on my ass while teaching her
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    • Lol girls masturbate too, just maybe not as often as guys
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    • DArtagnan 23 jul
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    • A lot of girls masturbate. They might not want to admit it, but they do. You’re dumb to think they don’t. People are horny. It shouldn’t be shamed, by either sex, to masturbate. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just like pooping, everyone does it, get the fuck over it
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    • Cumbrain
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    • Finally someone who fucking said it. Dumbest meme around
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    • Some teenagers have never spoken to a girl before except their mothers
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    • I want a female friend only because I’m tired of hearing the same unga bunga caveman voices all the time. Or a dude with a nasally voice works too I guess.
      DEDDED 23 jul
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    • I’m a girl and my friends and I talk about how we masturbate all the time lmao
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    • The most shocking news that I’ve ever heard was yesterday when my girlfriend told me that she is horny most of the time. Like she said she masturbates 2-3 times a day, on average. This blew my fucking mind. She’s the fuckin horn dog, I’m just tryna play Minecraft and eat buffalo wings with her
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    • Girls can’t masturbate.. they don’t even have balls.. idiots
      ImCarpet 23 jul
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    • Hate when people talking about beating their meat like bruh like I do it too but it’s not something to brag about cheif
      Skeek 23 jul
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    • Yeah, I haven't talked to a girl, besides my mom and family members, in 4 months
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    • Girls masturbate more than you think
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    • Ey bruh if I don’t masturbate for a week I get wet dreams, I rlly need a boyfriend
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    • Girls masterbate alot. Or the ones I've been around.
      Raredream 25 jul
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    • It depends, most days are 1 or none, but ive had some 7 days
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    • Masturbating 7 times a day is definitely not healthy, you should be jerkin it at MAX twice a week. Any more than that and the comstant release of hormones from masturbating so much can desensitize you to sex, its why r@pists do what they do, they don't get a thrill from normal sex anymore
      Splendid 23 jul
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    • Jfc all y’all at 2-3 a week or some healthy number. I’m at 4-6 a day someone please dm me and tell me why I should stop and give advice on how to, much appreciated.
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    • Girls are just guys with long hair you can’t change my mind
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    • Girls lie about masturbating
      overr156 25 jul
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    • People are WAY too open about their sexual habits, including masturbation, especially young guys. No self respect
      iSublime 23 jul
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    • Lol months you gotta get those numbers up bro it’s been 7 years
      Nosyt 23 jul
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    • Since im girl, one of my really close guy friends (he's really blunt lmao) would always ask if i masterbate or watch porn and everytime i say yes, he is absolutely dumbfounded. I literally don't know why its so hard to comprehend lol.
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    • I am a female and my right hand is my best friend
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    • I’m so lonely i just want a gf/bf i don’t mind
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    • Woman are Chinese drones created to distract men. Don’t trust them
      Oshawatt 23 jul
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    • My worst was 5 times in one day, but right now it's once every other day.
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    • Girls don't masturbate? Yeah right, I probably fucked myself like 4 times today out of pure boredom
      Weissicle 23 jul
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    • I’m seeing a lot of generalization in these comments... people are people man. Like everyone has different sex drives. There are some women who are absolute prudes and some who are crazy about sexual stuff. If you’ve only ever met the one type of female you’re going to assume they’re all like that.
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    • I sprained my right arm today so I can’t wank at all. This is my first sprain so it hurts like hell but I’ve been bearing it
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    • I hate how awfully true this is
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    • Day 7 of not masturbating: have turned super aggressive and argumentative. Lost an easy lay. Very Angry. (I wish I was making this up)
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    • Maybe if my ex wasnt so fucking horny all the time maybe she wouldnt have fucked somone else. I knew i should have got that bitch another vibrator since she had to throw out one already. Im tired i dont want to baby i work 6 days 12s im sorry but jesus fuck you whore
      V3L1Z 23 jul
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    • I bring a hammer and some NVGs when I want to go hunting for a local prostitute.
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    • AmerikanKarnage idc what anyone says, these are actually funny to me
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    • Girls do masturbate, although I will go as far to say that most girls masterbate less than guys, even though we are capable of finishing infinity amount of times, I at most do it once a month
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    • But how masturbate if no penis
      stilldead 23 jul
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    • I can assure you. Almost every woman you have met. Does indeed doo the deed
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    • Oh shit this really gave me the realization that I have a real ass crippling addiction like I’ve already done it 3 times today. But on a serious note does anyone have any recommendations on how to stop?
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    • Stop jackin off.
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    • I've started limiting myself and tbh im hoping it makes a change but I dunno. I'm also trying to eat healthier and stuff
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    • If I could, I would, coronas been kicking my ass since March
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    • What is a girl? Do they even exist or is that an actual myth?
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    • The more you talk to wom*n the more you realize they aint far off
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    • I masturbate until my pussy hurts to fill the void
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    • Yes
      itzelda 24 jul
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    • What no pussy does to a mf
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    • It's just because the public views it as more of a thing that you always do but with girls it is more of a taboo thing and it's uncomfortable for many girls to admit they do things like that
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    • Men who haven't had a girlfriend gang rise up
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    • Well I’ve been avoiding public places so yeah haven’t talked to a girl that isn’t family for a while
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    • Quarantine and being home from college really does a number on you.
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    • Just depends. Once every three days on average, but if I'm having a sad week, then once a day
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    • I haven't talked to a girl in about 2 hours... but generally I don't consider most females I come across attractive so it's not hard to talk
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    • I work at an auto shop and there is a parts delivery girl and that (besides my mom and sister) is the only communication I’ve had with a woman in months
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    • Dude I’m so glad someone said it. These memes are so cringe and trying to make it seem like all boys are quirky weirdos
      onnagang 24 jul
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    • Guys only make those memes to feel quirky and funny. But they’re just all-around bad and pander to 15-year-old virgins
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    • dude i’ve met many girls that either masturbate every day or every other day lmao
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    • Do girls really just not masturbate? I’m a girl myself, and I do not understand women who think it’s gross
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    • I haven't talked to a boy in months
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    • I do it maybe 5-6 times a month
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    • Teenager?
      YoC_ 23 jul
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    • My best friends and I talk about masturbating literally all the time. All girls.
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    • I don't wanna be horny. I just want to be happy.
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    • Masturbation is sin smh
      ODogX 23 jul
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    • I’m in a constant state of horny
      Gleambo 23 jul
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    • I don’t masturbate cause I have my beautiful wife to fuck.
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    • I used to masturbate daily, but my drive dropped when I hit my 20s
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    • The legend says that if you masturbate more than 7 times a day you fuckin die
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    • People masturbate more than once a day??? That y’all was joking smh
      koozyy 23 jul
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    • i masturbate. 2 times a day because i’m in a mexican family. I shit twice a day. Oh i’m a woman
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    • Youre not a chad if you do that 7 times a day let alone at all youre just a coomer
      Llama 23 jul
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    • My girlfriend disagrees mate. Stop generalizing
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    • Color
      leori 23 jul
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    • My girlfriend masturbated a lot before we started dating
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    • Okay. The meme isn’t wrong tho
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    • If u haven’t talked to a girl in MONTHS then that’s just sad
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    • Varateno 23 jul
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    • 7 times a day? Weak
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    • Hey that’s me
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    • 7?!?
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