Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
que C--)
QUo gêi ta ne
rockyadams rockyadams
25 sep 2020
que C--) QUo gêi ta ne
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!
Just seen pringles being sold in a
instead of a tube and I feel si
No. No, (hats not true. 's im
Wailord1 Wailord1
20 nov 2020
Just seen pringles being sold in a instead of a tube and I feel si No. No, (hats not true. 's im
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
One man files for over 300 patents
What happens next will shock you
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
One man files for over 300 patents What happens next will shock you
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Re UNDER ARREST
You
FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
kyoko_Kun kyoko_Kun
23 apr
Re UNDER ARREST You FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
can't see shit
126743
8 dec 2020
can't see shit
This is Dirt. His coloration makes himb look like a dirty boy. I love you Dirt
This is Dirt. His coloration makes himb look like a dirty boy. I love you Dirt
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot.
The plot:
Death_Row Death_Row
26 sep 2020
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot. The plot:
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank
The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
drains_2020 drains_2020
23 sep 2020
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where
Yoda gets so tired of answering
Luke's questions he just dies.
mindblower47 mindblower47
27 sep 2020
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.