Tax fraud is my favorite past time
You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Neurotoxin Neurotoxin
28 sep 2020
Tax fraud is my favorite past time You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank
The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
drains_2020 drains_2020
23 sep 2020
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE
UNLESS IT'S BOOBS,
BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
28 sep 2020
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE UNLESS IT'S BOOBS, BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
AN
This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
13d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
thicc_tydriansama thicc_tydriansama
15 dec 2020
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld
Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen
& Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Conc3ept Conc3ept
18 nov 2020
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen & Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again