• . targuzzler
what if mayonnaise came in cans
that would suck because you can't
microwave metal...
good morning to everyone except these
two people
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      MrWhite 4 may
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    • Who the fuck out here microwaving mayonnaise?
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    • Shouldn't microwave metal, not cant. You can definitely still do it.
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    • Who else mixes their mayo and ketchup tho for their fries
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    • Who microwaves mayo? Only real men boil it.
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    • You can microwave metal cans.
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    • People: What if milk came in bags?? Smii7y: Mother Fu###rs!!!!
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    • Fun fact: you can microwave metal
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    • It’s be alto harder to use as an instrument if it was in metal
      dangleo 2 may
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    • Right who tf be out here warming up mayo
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    • I like mayo and fries, yes I am slightly overweight
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    • Microwave mayo? Who TF does that!?
      Rokuken 1 may
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    • Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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    • But then you can play the Mayo just like Patrick wanted
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    • Who the fuck microwaves mayo?
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    • I was thinking a can like whip cream or cheese wiz... that would be cool
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    • I love mayo. Fuck miracle whip tho
      MangaCaps 30 apr
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    • But is mayonnaise an instrument?
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    • You can't let mayonnaise get too warm, it can develop bacteria that can be harmful to ingest.
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    • But microwaves are made of metal. Why wouldn’t you be able to put metal in the microwave
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    • you can microwave metal just don’t chicken out
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    • Mayonnaise in general is disgusting
      Sterrah 6 may
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    • My microwave lets me microwave stuff like silverware and aluminum foil just fine.
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    • You mean Cannaise?
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    • Why the fuck would you microwave mayonnaise??!!
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    • And you might cut your dick on a can
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      Funpie59 3 may
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      kymemek 1 may
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    • if it came in a can mayo would be an instrument because it’s metal
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    • You can actually microwave metal if its circular bc there is no break in the circuit and no way for the electric to escape
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