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does anyone still consider slenderman scary?
like im a total wuss about horror movies but
hes been so overexposed for years i dont find
him remotely scary
I bet you would if he were
to materialize before you
id be terrified if the lady from the great british
bakeoff spontaneously materialized in front of
me that doesnt track
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    • if anyone or thing materialized in front of me I'm gonna be terrified
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    • I'm commenting just so the guy below me doesn't get to have the comment section to himself.
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    • Slenderman? I haven't heard that name in years
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    • slenderman was never scary it was that loud noise when u first loaded it up that terrified me
      Cyanic 25 jun
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    • Omg i have an entire featured comment section to myself. This is wack
      blah234 25 jun
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    • "I'm not afraid to die." *Slenderman pulls his dick out* "ACTUALLY I'M QUITE TERRIFIED OF DEATH PUT THAT AWAY AND MURDER ME RIGHT NOW."
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    • Mary Berry apparates in front of you and hands you a crumpled piece of old, yellowed parchment. A recipe for a fougasse is written in highly illegible cursive. "You have 2 hours and 15 minutes," she warns. You frantically follow the recipe, but fate is not on your side today. "Time's up!" (1/2)
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    • Fun fact, slender man shit is banned in Wisconsin because some chicks tried to (or maybe actually did I don’t remember) murder some chick as a sacrifice to him
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    • I am a long time creepypasta fan so I can for certain say that 2012 era creepypastas were a lot of hot trash. But now that all the horny 13 year olds are gone, there are a lot of actually good ones and even a decent Jeff remake.
      Grimsmile 25 jun
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    • Mary Berry is fabulous
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    • To Quote Scott the Woz "He cant even fucking sneeze"
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    • there was an attempted murder in my town that was a sacrifice for him... so yeah a lil bit
      suoer 25 jun
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    • I used to watch marblehornets on YouTube when I was a kid because I thought Slenderman was cool. However, I went back recently and it’s just so so cheesy
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    • One of the funniest things I've seen: at a convention years ago someone was cosplaying as slenderman, he stood against the wall right at the corner of a major intersection and scared everyone who turned the corner. I saw on the floor watching and laughing at him doing this for like 40min
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    • Imagine beatin ya meat and fuckin ringo from the Beatles comes out of nowhere
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    • Siren Head is the new Slenderman
      Yeeee123 25 jun
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    • *teleports in front of you* nothing personnel kid
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    • Please keep the scary posts off ifunny im trying to scroll at 3 am.
      mela 25 jun
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    • I used to be absolutely terrified of mannequins. They still creep me out but I'm not "momma hold me" about em. So slender had a special place in my heart. Not a good place. But special none the less.
      Relly237 25 jun
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    • I wouldn’t be afraid if Mary Berry materialized in front of me. Noel on the other hand...
      Lolz4all 25 jun
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    • Yeah, but not really but only because I went to a Jurassic Park movie when I was an ankle bitter knee high, and they played the trailer for a movie, and it fucked me up so bad I slept in my parents room for the entire summer then a couple years later my really tall friend was messing around (1/2)
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    • Autauga 25 jun
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    • kingbax 25 jun
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    • Slenderman isn't the scariest lanky forest monster to me, that honor goes to sirenheads unsettling ass
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    • If Steve Irwin fucking raised from the ground in front of you you’d be scared shitless as well
      drathuas 25 jun
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    • For some reason I was terrified of him back when he was popular. It didn't help that I had an acre of woods in my back yard
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    • Siren head is new slenderman but loud
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    • Yeah like just because you do something scary doesn’t mean you’re scary
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    • I dont know about slender man but for some reason I'm afraid of wet yarn
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    • I feel like i would jump if i saw him and be like 'oh fuck its slenderman' but then after i'd probably say some dumb shit like 'aye you want some juice or sumn?'
      Locotrbl 25 jun
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    • Its like the current Siren Head creature. Its spooky and interesting, but it's being overblown and the fan made things are all the same concept which degrades the horror aspect.
      blademiss 25 jun
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    • Slenderman was scary because he was the DEFINITION of fear of the unknown, tall, slender, always watching in the background... an oozing mysterious figure, and then the memes came and lost all horror value
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    • Problem with slender man is his mythology never made sense, why does a faceless child kidnapping shadow manipulating giant hang around in the woods? It’s like stumbling across an IRS agent while scuba diving.
      cire555 25 jun
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    • I had a creepy pasta phase in middle school and I remember I wanted to get double teamed by slender man and Jeff the Ki11er. I’m sorry
      RoyalArt 25 jun
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    • If you guys haven’t heard of it, let me introduce you to a genuinely disturbing Creepypasta. Dogscape.
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    • Angel materializes in front of you "be not afraid"
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    • I was scared of slenderman for a bit, but that doesn't say much considering I was also scared of freddy fazbear lmao
      crabbin 25 jun
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    • I always think of something terrifying just appearing in my room but then recently ive realised if literally Anything just appeared in my room id be terrified
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    • Call me crazy but Slenderman could beat Siren heads ass
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    • Watched that dogshit movie they made about him and I’m not scared of him anymore
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    • I be terrified of a tiny British lady teleported right in front of me. They don’t die
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    • I had a dream where Slenderman was stalking me and when I finally asked him what he wanted he wanted, he just said "Why won't you love me?" So i said "I love you" and then he disappeared and I woke up
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    • Well, we all know the phrase about "fear of the unknown", and we've all known him for a LONG time
      peedersa 25 jun
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    • Check out Slender: Anxiety, probably the best Slender Man game. It’s free and has tons of content, despite only having one(?) map. And the visual effects are godlike.
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    • Dude if fucking mr Roger's materialized confront of my I would shit my pants
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    • I actually kinda enjoyed the slender man creepy pasta. It’s insane how popular it became. Even led to attempted murder and some kid to burn down his house
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    • Mf thought he said enderman
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    • Tumblr users:"im going to conpare something as scary as a british person to the least scary thing in existence"
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    • PorkSword 25 jun
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    • Im terrified of her anyway
      epic_wind 25 jun
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    • I hate being alone and single :( Ifunny and YouTube are my only friends.
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    • The beast, the myth, the legend. Slenderman. The creepy pasta that became all too real for those poor sick girls who tried to murder their friend. The horror monster that never really took off in the movie industry. The thing that the weird girl in my school actually thinks exists. Just strange.
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    • The old slenderman photos with him barely faded in the background were scarier than Sirenhead is now imo
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    • what was that old courage rhe cowardly dog episode which was just one giant poem? Jeff something right?
      QueenAnt 26 jun
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    • Yeah I’m scared of him bc one time my roommate who is 6’2 came in my house when I thought he wasn’t going to and it was late and I thought it was slender man
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    • When I first heard of Slenderman I was living in a basement apartment with 2 french doors in the living room with this curtains right by the woods I was traumatized for about 2 years
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    • I’d be scared if a skinwalker appeared in front of me.
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    • I might be startled, but would probably end up saying "seems on par with the rest of the year"
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    • If I remember right in the original writing with slender sickness and whatever he only targeted and haunted teens to maybe early 20s most of us that were originally scared of slendy are now actually beyond his target age range
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    • I’m pretty sure Siren Head has become the next Slender Man. Now we just need to wait ten years for Hollywood to cash in on this with a terrible movie.
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    • Slenderman use to freak me out a little. Like the concept of him. But then the lore and fandom exploded and he became a joke. The movie was awful. Always Watching was better.
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    • I had a dream that I was in the woods and slenderman appeared. In the dream I RKO'ed him
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    • If Michael Rosen materialized before me I would both figuratively and literally shit my pants
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    • I’m scared of the 12 year olds that attempted murder in my state
      Podz 25 jun
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    • I played a fan made slender vr game and nearly shit myself
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    • I used to play a Slenderman game in little bit planet and it was kinda scary
      pabo1157 25 jun
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    • I mean, the character no, but the concept that somethings in the thick woods behind my house that sees me? Uhhh. Yeah.
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    • Yo fuck the dude who thinks he gets to have an entire featured comment section to himself. Fuck you I'm climbing up your comments.
      Gevil 25 jun
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    • OH SHIT ITS A WHITE GUY
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    • I'd more terrified of a big tiddy anime girl materialized in front of me and was yelling that she wants to fuck me
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    • He’s more like a dad to me
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    • Mary berry is coming for you
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    • Ello goven,er I’ll be tac,en your shins
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    • All you'd do is "shit! Oh. Sorry."
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    • If you're writing prose horror, implication is your best fucking friend. No amount of blood-dripping fangs or "indescribably wrong" faces will scare anyone.
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    • When I was 9 or 10 I listened to scary 911 calls and one of them had slenderman in it. 2 kids called their dad who just happened to a 911 operator and his daughter was very vaguely described him and was scared cause the brother was like hypnotized and couldn't stop staring at him. 1/2
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    • I mean to be honest the idea of him is kind of creepy like it appears to people and only they can see it then they disappear
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    • My friends and I actually watched marble hornets when it was actively coming out, and I remember watching one of the first gameplays of Slender on youtube. He was definitely scary at one point though, he’s still kind of the entity I picture chasing me up the stairs tbh
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    • Slender man was my kink
      EatMe 28 jun
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    • Congratulations to sirenhead for being the new overused monster in all the new fan games
      mnoon93 27 jun
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    • What is creepy is the Pale Morty
      RaCnoonz_ 27 jun
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    • Was it ever a.movie? I thought it was just creepypasta
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    • Normally I’d say no but I woke up one night and something in my closet was positioned just enough to look like him and it scared the shit out of me
      RoboDook 27 jun
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    • What is materializing?
      Still101 27 jun
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    • I am
      Razar 27 jun
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    • Absolutely scrummy
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    • Whi... Which one?? The one Prue? Sandy? One of the first hosts before Noel and Sandy?
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    • He probably stems from that poor faceless dude.
      Kumajiro 26 jun
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    • To be real that chick is scary as hell
      Yorastan 26 jun
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    • In my old neighborhood, a guy on our road had this weird stick figure golf statue thing. It was fucking huge and right in his front yard. If I ever snuck out of the house, on my way home high asf I’d forget it was there and see it, FREEZE, and stare for like 45 sec thinking, “is... is that slender?”
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    • I never really thought the slenderman game was scary. I was too bored playing it to feel any emotion.
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    • I’d be scared if I seen the painted lady
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    • The woods doesnt feel the same since slender
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