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Me the DM, listening to everyone and their plan
to burn the orphanage.
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    • MY FUCKING PHEONIX SORCERER WANTED TO DO THIS!!! I WAS LIKE WTF??
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    • Real shit though why are my players such horrible people?
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    • As a DM I like to let anything happen, and have the world act responsively instead of set events. That said, they burn down an orphanage, i’m sending high level bounty hunters after them
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    • Same energy
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    • "We shoukd gang blubby the nun first before burning it down"
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    • Welp
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    • Me and my friends were doing a zombie apocalypse and we found a survivor camp. Two of them tried to get a 7 yo girl as a sex slave
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    • Why do my comments always get marked with spam
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    • I’m a dm. And dear god. One of my players learned how to shape shift and dear god they turn into a cereal box all the time.
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    • Why is this featured
      Armorlon 3 jul
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    • The dm when everyone cheers as gnome wizard flies up to the kings bedroom and kilIs him in his sleep
      Nokraz 3 jul
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    • i wanna play dnd in person so bad but i got no friends that are into it and no stores around me host games
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    • My party spent 30min exploring and stealing from tool sheds/barns and another hour trying to tame a horse during the 1st episode of Hoarde of the Dragon Queen, on their way to save the mill. They ended up failing the animal handling check and tried to intimate the horse by kiIIing a goat...
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    • Rights an essay long backstory for each orphan
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    • My party owns a tavern, and while we arent there its run by 20 fully armed orphans that we trained to fight after we adopted them all
      the_last 3 jul
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    • God I wish I had friends who would be willing to play d&d
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    • Man, Fuck them kids.
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    • I’m not sure if anyone is gonna see this or even care to read it if they do, but I’d like to get into dnd and try it out but first of all I’ve never played and second of all I have no one to play with
      r49erfan 4 jul
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    • Me, an absolute retard, not knowing how to socialize at party
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    • Why block the names, they can't dm without the tag
      Coretta 3 jul
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    • I play as an orc. This thinking comes naturally to me all time lol
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    • The craziest thing one of my players has done, is try to turn in homeless people for a reward
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    • I think I’ve only hijacked and held hostage a couple of school busses
      lwpack 3 jul
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    • why the fuck is every top comment either NightShade23 or Epicfail8686
      grouchy 3 jul
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    • ...
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    • what is a dm
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    • Me back at camp listening to the other gang members sing songs after I collected a debt for herr straus
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    • Send in the dragon, no one burns an orphenage except me
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    • What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
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    • I mean hey if it’ll kil Grelod the Kind
      MitchyT 3 jul
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    • Crap
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    • BigBro 3 jul
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    • I go to orphanages to do the owo uwu
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    • Waiting for a hair cut
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    • I’ve been on both sides and I gotta say I love the process of seeing players choose their shit
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    • It's not that difficult. Orphan kids are actually more flammable than normal ones
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    • Literally just tell them no
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    • Bro not gonna lie tho this and the comment section kinda cringe
      KirIia 6 jul
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    • I chose to play with some friends as Erik the cleric a human, with a atronarch dragonborn and a turtle. The atronarch murdered people, the dragon born and turtle were buddies and I just tried negotiation but always got fucked
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    • Yall are fkn nerds
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    • BURN IT TOO THE GROUND!!!!
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    • My dm once told my group this, usually I have a b c and d ready for what you do or say then you fuckers come in and go nah let’s go with option S and I have to figure out how to make that work
      Nab031 6 jul
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    • You now roll to see how well you throw the gasoline and torch *gets 1* you pour the gas on yourself and start smoking the torch
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    • If y’all wanna learn to play D&D or if you’re already experienced, I’m in a discord with about 1000+ players and 100+ DMs. Games ran every day.
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    • Me, the direct message
      Phooby 6 jul
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    • Me @ my birthday party when the depression slowly sets in and I can't enjoy it as much as I'd like to
      0vv0 5 jul
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    • Me being surrounded by people who haves milk, and me no haves milk
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    • Me listening to my friend make a joke about raping gurls when he's 32 and committing suicide, for the 182th time and starting to think he's serious.
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    • When you go to a party but no one pays attention to your existence so you just sit down and pet the dog
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    • My alignment Lawful Good my actions Chaotic Evil
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    • me while my homie gets girls
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    • The villlage was attacked by a rat swarm so i used a fireball and ki1led it, but lit some stands in the process. The villagers were angry and formed a mob, a mob the exact radius of a fireball..... Suddenly everything is free.
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    • This is basically just me at a party
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    • I forgot about that episode of SpongeBob. Old SpongeBob was so good
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    • Me:having to go to bed for school the boys: staying up bc f school
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    • I cast fireball
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    • Is that a less cool version of the guy from the spongebob movie (the first movie)
      narutoog 5 jul
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    • In my group for the 40k dnd, I would always use my spectral hand shit to just finger random enemy’s buttholes when I was in stealth, and/or pinch the base of their brain stem
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    • Orphan uprising
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    • so thats why the nun orphanage in fire force burned down
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    • The orphanage houses a child with a special power they'll need, but you can't just tell them or it'll ruin the campain's story.
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    • Me being forced out of my room for a family gathering
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    • Whats a dm
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    • DND brings out the worst of the best people, I was a moral monster when I played
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    • Me at 13 realizing that these days are numbered and that we will eventually become stressed adults
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    • The substitute teacher and class clowns
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    • Wish me luck guys I'm DM 1st time tomorrow and already 1 the characters who multiclassed sounds broke
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    • What are they gonna do tell their parents
      todorki 4 jul
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    • Just make the actual meme and post that
      Gingey43 4 jul
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    • Same but my party wanted to visit brothels on a time sensitive adventure lmao
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    • I see squidward got into some crack
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    • Squidward knows how to party
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    • I wanted to set fire to a home depot but the DM was being a prick
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    • Wtf is a DM
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    • Make this a meme template 🤙😂
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    • When you can’t steal the ps5 bc that’s where the music is coming from
      waxboy 4 jul
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    • When I hear all the White ppl going to the BLM riot and me being black and don’t care.
      PROX 4 jul
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    • How do you become a dm
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    • This happened in my party more than once, and our wizard also made the surviving children his slaves. Good times.
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    • Thanks for not using the cursed word
      MrMister 4 jul
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    • I did that once
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    • Anyone watch the Oxventure dnd sessions. They destroyed an orphanage and tried to have an army of skeletons rebuild it only for them to use the orphans as mortar for the new orphanage
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    • Earlier today I was playing and a guy tried to sell me a baby wyvern for 2k gold, I don't carry gold on me so I asked him to keep it for a week while I retrieve my money, he asked for a down payment (in gold) so my companions murdered him
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    • I mean, I once started an army of Goblins and tigers and whenever we'd raid a thug outpost, I'd order the goblins to have their way with the leader (male) to make em pay for their crimes. Then the tigers would come in afterwards to clean up the scene by eating everything.
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    • I need a group, I don’t wanna play online, because I’ve had bad experiences.
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    • When you get invited to a party with all your friends, but you have anxiety.
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    • DID SOMEBODY SAY PARTY????
      toskinny 3 jul
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    • Me when everyone talks about how much they dislike me in the wrong group chat
      dewebby 3 jul
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    • So one time our dm made up this whole adventure based on us in hs and it was the best dnd I've ever done
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    • Song ?
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    • This is what happens when you make your party so paranoid
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    • Running Curse of Strahd. Got a tiefling rogue who's trying to find as many orphans as she can to raise an army to fight against Strahd.
      _inked 3 jul
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    • *bomboclaat
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    • My party recently threw a few bandits in basically a woodchipper alive
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    • When you go to something you think you’ll enjoy but you hate it so you try to sit it out
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    • Okay but squidward is fucking vibin
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    • Going to my second ever dnd type gathering this Sunday:) feeling hype
      Celceus 3 jul
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