You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hil
Stranger: I hate my fucking Ite!
You: no you dont
You: you hate your lie right now
Stranger: tm 22, work in fastfood and will probably never do anything better
Stranger: my co-workers make fun of me al day
You: learn the ways of the honeybadger
Strangor: and fI told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: that is ilegal
Stranger: cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: my only fiend is mentally retarded You: that makes you a wonderful frien
Stranger: adn al we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger: I cant leave my home town cause I never learned how to drive
Stranger: plus every time itr fall my drivers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shit works
Stranger: and you know what the worst partis?
You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: I ve in a pineapple under the sea.
'You: god damn it