Take a break
You have been playing for too long
a
and your villagers neod to rest for a
Cifer Cifer
25 jun 2020
Take a break You have been playing for too long a and your villagers neod to rest for a
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age.
Asking $3,500 OBV
SlyPenguin SlyPenguin
23 sep 2020
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age. Asking $3,500 OBV
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me
Bo pe
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me Bo pe
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
He no like the beach
SS
saucyvirgin saucyvirgin
28 may
He no like the beach SS
"You attract what you fear"
Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha!
RES
can't believed that worked!
"You attract what you fear" Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha! RES can't believed that worked!
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing
humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
28 may
Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
There are people who fish...
And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
escapethedaylight escapethedaylight
24 sep 2020
There are people who fish... And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
hamsters when u lift their little igloo
alwyn
NiceTryAlwyn
If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
hamsters when u lift their little igloo alwyn NiceTryAlwyn If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Sing us a song ur the piano cat
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE
UNLESS IT'S BOOBS,
BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
28 sep 2020
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE UNLESS IT'S BOOBS, BOOBS WOULD BE OK!