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and it's fucking disgusting
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    • A true rarity.
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    • Sex is cool and all but have you ever started the mower on your first try?
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    • I have done this at least 3 times, and I have orgasmed every time it has happened
      DIOs_mio 4 jul
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    • Push it away with the other arm while you pull. That's what I do
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    • If your a chad u can turn anything on your first try .....👈🏽that right there is shit
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    • I got it first time the other day and I nutted.
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    • I want my all my poo to come out in one hot steamy push.
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    • Y’all either real weak or have a bad mower, first time start up every time 😤
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    • Y'all don't mow a lot do you?
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    • Ok so, my dad has a deuce roadster at home that uses 110 octane gas. He took it out one day and ran out of gas (they don't have fuel guages), so he had to put some 91 octane with the octane boost in it. We used the excess gas in the lawnmower and holy shit. First try every time
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    • Its fucking easy if you're not weak
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    • I know how to start it in one pull
      r3dacted 4 jul
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    • Wait i thought everyone could do it first try
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    • I’ve started a lawn mower on one tug and let me tell you something I’ve never had sex but idk if I can top that feeling
      mangarth 6 jul
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    • Who mows grass in a nice polo with long dress pants
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    • Getting it on that first try is so satisfying, that I happily mow the lawn.
      Lampcap 5 jul
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    • Bro my honda mower starts first try all the time i just mowed today started 1st try (i was on 3 week vacation and it hasent been used for 3 weeks)
      JTpt 5 jul
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    • I always get it first try
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    • Push the button thing three times, grab the cord and yank it fast and far.
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    • Jesus christ, all you have to do is TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOWER. Like yourcar, it probably needs an oil change. SAE 15w30 usually works. Change your air filter out, EASY. Also, make sure your carb is cleaned if you havent done it yet.
      mcnack 6 jul
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    • Buy a husqvarna then there wont be an issue.
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    • Fools. My mother has an electric start button too
      Urbanxx 4 jul
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    • Nah I want a zero turn
      SL0TH1 4 jul
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    • I have a 20 year old mower and it starts first pull every time
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    • I gently pull my husqvarna like I pull my cock, it gently starts and then sprays a bunch of green stuff out the side
      retard9 5 jul
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    • Last time I did that I ended up getting someone pregnant
      Yort987 4 jul
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    • Only in the perfect world
      Weird 4 jul
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    • I have a 15 year old Toro and it has always started on the first pull. Get a good mower and take care of it.
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    • I’ve found that if you push the mower a bit before you start it it is more likely to start in one tug.
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    • I’ve only had it happen once and I almost had an orgasm
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    • Ez
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    • Remember that episode in american dad when they talked about that? Does it actually work
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    • I rented a compactor the other day and when it started first try I felt a completion in my life that I’ve never felt before
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    • 10% chance
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    • I literally tried 20 times before I even got a fucking “putter putter” out of the damn thing. It’s 17 years old though lmao
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    • With enough ether, it'll start on the 1st try or blow up
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    • Charlie sheen?
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    • My dad gave me the mower I had used for years to mow at my parents house when I moved out. The thing is like 15 years old with hundreds of miles mown (my parents have a huge property) and it still starts on the first pull every time!
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    • My dad got a new mower last year. Don’t even need to prime it, first pull every time
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    • I always get it wtf are you all on about
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    • Why does everybody set these types of impossible standards?
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    • Dude I have this nice husqvarna AWD
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    • Wait so you mean not every guy can get it first try every time?
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    • Two PlayStation 1 games, FIFA 2001 and Gran Turismo 2, has scratch & sniff discs. The FIFA 2001 smelled like a soccer field, while Gran Turismo 2 smelled like car tires.
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    • I do this everytime I mow my lawn. Sounds like yall on that weak shit
      MR_L3MON 5 jul
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    • Get a battery powered mower. Starts first time every time
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    • Just get electric 😊
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    • You misspelled dads.
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    • Is that Charlie sheen?
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    • I did that before and felt so fuckin raw, it had been a while since I mowed too
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    • My cousins turns on first try
      beans10 7 jul
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    • Regular unleaded prime it three times and boom first try every time i am 23 and i’ve been mowing laws for most of my life come on guys
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    • Ive got a Murray 3.5 hp engine and it starts on the first pull after priming. You dont even have to yank, you just turn the engine over a couple times and boom.
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    • Sometimes when that happens I freeze because I don’t know what to do
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    • i have a snapper that takes 20 yanks
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    • Just pre pump to gas line and you're good my man
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    • Ok but who the hell mows lawn in khakis and a polo?
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    • Maybe it’s just my mower but it’s really easy for me
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    • Wait I almost always do it first try tho
      Sell_Out 7 jul
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    • If you put your will and soul to the power of your muscles you have a 75% chance to critical hit that shit and make it go first try
      Doc_R6 7 jul
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    • My mower isn't 15 years old
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    • Honestly
      hendrix 7 jul
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    • Take care of your lawn mower and it’ll start first pull every time.
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    • It depends though like if it's been a while since you turned it on and you pumped it 3 times
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    • First try everytime gang.
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    • Get a honda
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    • Looks like Charlie Sheen
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    • zero turn gang😈😈🐍🦍
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    • Bro I just got done push mowing 5 acres cuz our lawn tractor broke shit hit hard stalled every 5 fucking minutes
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    • A lot of them mostly seems like but probably some who don't just hard to find
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    • Maybe you should keep your carburetor clean, and prime it right then?
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    • Ez
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    • Bruh its all in how you tug
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    • I remember when I was younger Id rip the ever living shit out of it first try. Starts first try. Now in my early 20's. I cant do sheet
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    • Bitch, me to
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    • Isn't there like an actual reason why it won't happen on the first try? I swear that almost every time I start the hand mower, I get an awesome rip the first time and it doesn't start, and then I do three wimpy ones and it does start.
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    • Idk why but my lawn mower starts on my first try but my fucking weed eater takes a million pulls to start and it is the bane of my existence
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    • That’s why you buy a Honda
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    • When you get it on the first try AND the grass is dry, you know your gonna have to pack for a good mowin.
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    • Lithium ion mower. One push one start every time.
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    • First pull is to always prime it. 👌🏻
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    • I have a two second fix for all y'all. Get some starter fluid and spray it in the intake before you pull. Starts first try every time.
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    • It's all in the starting procedure. Few pumps of gas, choke on, maybe even open up the throttle a couple times if you're daring, then pull the chord until you find the compression stroke and let her rip
      catlapp 7 jul
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    • I remember we used to have a lawn mower that would never start but when you got it to start it was the most satisfying thing ever & you always pissed your pants jus a lil
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    • This happened to me today
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    • How did he pull it back so far lol
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    • I have an electric one. Always starts
      SEIKOSHA 7 jul
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    • J4M35 7 jul
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    • Laughs in riding mower
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    • Wait, so where can I get this?
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    • The trick is to push the lawn mower away while u pull the string towards yourself
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    • I have a mower with a Honda easy start motor and it starts first pull every single time
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    • I do that every time.
      Atronx 6 jul
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    • I’ve been getting it first try lately
      ImMeta 6 jul
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    • not to brag, but, i always get it on the first try
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    • If your mower doesn't start in one pull then holy fuck I don't know where this comment is going
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    • Omg I did that today with the power washer. I felt like a god.
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