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    • So you’re telling me I can be rich AND die whenever I want?
      NotEmiru 25 may
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    • Atleast give Gavin from RT a mention thats one of his million dollars but... scenarios after all
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    • Bro, unless we talkin bout turbo, put that little dude in a box in a well monitored location. It doesn’t say he can escape, just try and follow you. Then when you feel like you’ve had a good run, he can become your pet and you’ll die together. Or just shot yourself in front of him to rob his joy.
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    • Find it, lock it in a box, attach like a 50 lb weight onto it, drive a boat to somewhere remote in the pacific, drop it. Banda bing ur good.
      remlap24 27 may
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    • Never said I couldn't capture the snail. I'd put him in a lil glass case so I could take him with me everywhere. We'd see the world together
      dtg1all69 27 may
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    • Why tf would I do that if I can win $3B for staying inside my house
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    • Salt circle salt circle
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    • Can’t we just capture the snail in a jar?
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    • I would take it and just trap the snail. it never said it could teleport
      Woke_ 27 may
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    • Trap the snail.
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    • Just wear gloves, pick it up and put it in a box, then duct tape the box, put the box in another box, duct tape, bubble wrap it, duct tape it, put it in a box, wrap in bubble wrap, tape it, cover it in cum, wrap it in a box, put it in bubble wrap, bubble in box, box out in bubble
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    • So you can trap it, it can’t be killed but it never said it can’t die from natural cause. I’m taking that, I mean with that money I could just call up Elon musk and have him send the Tupperware w/ snail into space on his next test. E-Z
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    • Just move across seas
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    • Put it in a box and bolt it to the ground, ez
      Mr_MooCow 29 may
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    • Nothing says you can't trap it. Get it inside a Tupperware bowl, flex seal and duck tape it shut, problem solved.
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    • The snail can't be killed, but this doesn't say it can't DIE. Trap it and let it starve
      coldtruth 26 may
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    • You never said it can't be trapped 🤔
      lonzzo 26 may
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    • Give Elon Musk $100,000 to have the snail buried on the moon in a lockbox on the next trip there
      Silenzio 1 jun
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    • Put it in a jar, surround har with multiple other barriers, layered with salt. The snail won’t die but it will actively avoid salt.
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    • Trap it in a jar filled with salt and bury it in the ocean
      Sandkatty 31 may
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    • Can’t you like trap it under a cup or something?
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    • I would trap that fucker in a container, inside another container and poke breathing holes in it, then I would lock him in a safe. Done
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    • Trap the snail in a glass jar.
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    • Pay some people to put it into a metal box and weld it shut then repeat that process 20 times and then cover it in waterproof material and toss it into the bottom of the ocean.
      FuckMe 28 may
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    • Stick that nigga in a jar wtf
      renando 28 may
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    • Just put a salt circle and trap it on a metal box?
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    • ill just put the fucker in a lockable container like a safe or some shit
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    • its a snail. trap it in some tupperware and tuck it into your freezer. problem solved
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    • It says nothing about trapping the snail in a concrete sarcophagus
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    • Trap it in a salt ring
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    • Um, yeah. It does say you can’t put it in a jar or something.
      pretzels2 27 may
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    • Put a cup over it
      cc2717 26 may
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    • Get someone to put a glass cup over it 😂
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    • You just capture the snail in a lockbox and put it in the closet or some shit lol
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    • Loophole: just get a hamster ball for the snail. Boom fucking win
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    • Step 1: ask friend to put snail in a closed box
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    • I can't kill it, but can't I just put a fucking jar over it or something?
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    • So i catch it without touching and pour molten steel over it. Its not dead but it sure as shit cant move
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    • Put the snail in a jar
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    • It can’t be killed but who’s to say it can’t be stopped
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    • Wear salt armor
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    • Put a cup over it.
      JebusRice 29 may
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    • Um...put it in a box? He said it cant be killed. He never said you couldn't trap it.
      TheOCSake 29 may
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    • So cant I just trap it in a box and like fuckn glue the box shut? Or like some Tupperware?
      Secs 29 may
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    • Just put a fucking cup over it, problem solved
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    • Ill just put it in a jar
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    • It can’t be killed but it doesn’t say it can’t be stopped
      D_Vader 28 may
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    • Put a cup over it
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    • Couldn't I just trap the snail???
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    • Just put that bitch in a jar problem solved
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    • Just trap the snail...
      iZach 28 may
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    • You just put it in a jar.
      Aidan_Q 28 may
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    • Uh. Put it in a box man.
      Wandering 27 may
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    • Trap it it doesn't say you cant
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    • Put the snail in a box, burry the box
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    • Just trap the snail in a fucking box
      Ignite 27 may
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    • Pick it up w tongs. Put it in a jar. Problem solved.
      AwsmStina 27 may
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    • Put a box over it or something
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    • It says it can’t be killed but nothing about it being contained, you could just put in a box
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    • Just trap the snail. Nowhere in the rules does it say it can break through any object it’s still just a snail
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    • I’ll put a bowl over it
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    • Sooooo I could just lock it in a box
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    • Why dont you put the snail in a glass box?🤔🤔
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    • Top speed of a garden snail is .029 mph. That means he can cover at most 1/2 mile per day. At that speed it takes 12 years to cross the country. So take the money and move to the coast furthest from you. In 5-12 years, depending where you started, move to the other coast for another 12 years. Enjoy.
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    • Just put a cup over it.
      Dashiel 27 may
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    • I'll just pay my buddy 25grand just to pick it up and put it in a jar
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    • Hire someone to trap the snail then put in concrete then drop to the bottom of the ocean
      skreb 27 may
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    • But the snail can be contained
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    • *locks snail inside of a metal box, throws him into the Mariana Trench*
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    • Can other people touch it? I could just hire someone to keep it in a jar
      mcreeper 27 may
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    • Slap that boi in a jar and call it a day
      looper451 27 may
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    • Put it in a fuckin box...
      Oweoweo 27 may
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    • Just lock that bitch in a jar and burry it in a land fill or some shit
      medusa666 27 may
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    • I mean pour some concrete on the fucker
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    • Salt circle. Probably cant kill the fucker but hes trapped for all of eternity.
      Monarch 27 may
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    • Trap it in the cement of my mansion. They never gave it any special abilities other than it can't die.
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    • Knock the snail into a container, seal it, bury it at some random location that only you know.
      wijibo 27 may
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    • Just trap it in a fucking nox
      Zenderton 27 may
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    • It can’t be killed but doesn’t say it can’t be contained
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    • So $10 million dollars and an immortal pet snail I keep in a jar???
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    • It can’t be killed. Doesn’t say it can’t be trapped. I’d keep him as a pet
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    • Or catch it in a jar or something. It’s a fucking snail.
      jsb0726 27 may
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    • Put the fucker in a jar and yeet that bitch into the ocean
      bobiboo 27 may
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    • See no one ever said the snail doesn’t feel pain. So ring of salt. It’s trapped or tortured until escape.
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    • Sure it can’t die, but I can put a cup over it and the fucker ain’t going nowhere
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    • Trap the snail. Nail it down. To the bottom of the ocean it goes. Container still intact. I never die plus I’m rich
      DrunkYoda 27 may
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    • Literally a cup over it...
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    • The snail can't be killed but it can be trapped
      Xeno_223 27 may
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    • Put it in a steel box, fill it with salt, weld it shut, surround it with concrete and sink it to the bottom of the Mariana Trench
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    • *puts a bucket over said snail*
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    • *puts jar over snail*
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    • Just put a cup on the snail...
      conor0113 26 may
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    • Pay someone to catch the snail and Incase it in cement; it won’t die but it won’t get to you either
      Fiscus 26 may
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    • You said it cant be killed. Doesnt mean it cant be trapped.
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    • I’ve done the math, if I grab the money right next to the snail and fly halfway around the earth to the tropics or something which is 24,901 km away and take the average speed of a snail at 0.047 km/h it would take him 60 years to reach me and that is if he can go at a steady 0.047 km/h.
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    • Trap the snail. There's nothing saying it can't be contained.
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    • $10 million dollars is more than enough to buy a box, put it inside another box, fill THAT box with cement, and then drop it into the marina trench. Have fun trying get to me now ya dumb snail.
      Twoods265 26 may
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    • Put the snail in a jar
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    • Just put like a cup over him
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